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Microsoft Updates Multiple Sysinternals Tools

Posted by timothy on from the might-as-well-make-the-best-of-it dept.

wiedzmin writes "A couple of very useful updates have just been released by Microsoft for the ever so popular Sysinternals tool set. The most notable one is ProcessMonitor v2.0 which will now include 'real-time TCP and UDP monitoring.' Another one, released earlier this year — Desktops 1.0, provides a very unique multi-thread way to get multiple desktops running on your Windows box."

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  1. Athiests update world domination time-table. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
    ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
    ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

    The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

    ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

    Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

    ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
    ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

    The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

    THE END

    Scary, isn't it?

    1. Re:Athiests update world domination time-table. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      CHRISITAN KID: Mom, can I go out and hang with my friends?
      CHRISITAN MOM: No honey, I already explained, if I let you do that it might prejudice my salvation, and I'm afraid nothing is more important than that, not even your happiness and wellbeing.
      CHRISITAN KID: But I thought Chrisitanity was all about love?
      CHRISITAN MOM: No, son, a lot of people think that but actually it's about personal salvation. Sure, loving one another is one way to personal salvation, but if you check the Bible you'll find it's not actually required.
      CHRISITAN KID: Like when you ratted my friend to the police for weed and he lost his college place?
      CHRISITAN MOM: That's right. You see, the consequences of that were bad for him, but I helped secure my salvation by doing a Good Work without thinking about the consequences of what I was doing. If you think too hard about morality and consequences you'll find a lot of questions are just too hard to answer. That's why we have the Bible, especially the Old Testament, because even though Jesus invalidated the entire book it contains all the easy moral decisions. I don't know why Jesus wanted to get rid of all that stuff. Just goes to show, even deities don't know it all!
      CHRISITAN KID: I'm thinking about being an atheist when I grow up.
      CHRISITAN MOM: Well I'm just trying to make sure that day never comes.

  2. Doc drop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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