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Irrelevant Scientific Research Honored

More than 1,000 people attended this year's Ig Nobel awards, a light-hearted alternative to the Nobel Prizes. Scientists who unlocked the inner secrets of dog fleas, crisps and tangled string swept the show. Handing out awards was William Lipscomb, the 1976 Nobel laureate for chemistry, also doubling Thursday, at the age of 89, as the hero in the "Win-a-Date-With-a-Nobel-Laureate Contest." The prize itself is a plaque that reads, "This Ig Nobel Prize is awarded in the year 2008 to an Ig Nobel Prize Winner, in recognition of the Ig Nobel Prize Winners' Ig Nobel Prize winning achievement." At last I can submit my paper, "Everything is Really Wet, Even Dry Stuff." for peer review.

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  1. relevant inf. ignored/hidden, dishonor abounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  2. Re:I know it's all in fun... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is this "snow" you speak of. Seriously. I'm from Baton Rouge. It's snowed there ONCE and stuck in the last 25 years. No kidding. Really.