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Steve Fossett's Unfinished Project

MazzThePianoman writes "Steve Fossett left behind a secret vessel project called the Deep Flight Challenger. Fossett was funding the development of a winged submersible being designed by Hawkes Ocean Technologies in California. The intent was for the vehicle to be capable of travel to the very bottom of the ocean — the Mariana Trench, more than 11,000 meters beneath the surface. 'It would have dramatically, dramatically opened the oceans for exploration. It would have been a game changer,' said Graham Hawkes, the designer. Testing had been completed at Department of Defense facilities. Field testing was only four weeks away when Fossett's untimely death, a year ago, put the project on hold." Hawkes Ocean Technologies owns the design, but the vehicle itself is owned by Fossett's estate.

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  1. And the story continues! by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Take Fossett off the grid immediately," he ordered. "We need to wrap this up with a minimum of red tape." The response was quick. Within a week, Fossett's "corpse" was found in the Nevada Desert, the naked visitors from Titan had their submarine, and the President had yet another embarrassing affair off his plate.
    It was still Fossett's move, however. Much as he enjoyed false identities, Brazilian women, and homes built from Cold War nuclear bunkers, the time was right to begin his next project.
    It would begin with a small dog, two pairs of socks, and a rolled-up copy of People magazine.

  2. The Delta Flier by jflo · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Star Trek Voyager has taught us anything, when you need to go deep into the ocean, just send the bad boy Tom Paris with trusty sidkick Ensin Kim in the Delta Flier. Thats more than enough to get hte job done. The only downside is that Lt Paris may make everyone listen to some drawn out letter hes writing to his father.... and quite frankly, its too dramatic for my tastes.

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    1. Re:The Delta Flier by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      If Star Trek Voyager has taught us anything, when you need to go deep into the ocean, just send the bad boy Tom Paris with trusty sidkick Ensin Kim in the Delta Flier. Thats more than enough to get hte job done. The only downside is that Lt Paris may make everyone listen to some drawn out letter hes writing to his father.... and quite frankly, its too dramatic for my tastes.
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      Man... you really buried the needle on my virgin meter with that one.

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    2. Re:The Delta Flier by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Crow T Robot, "People have such cute names for sex."

      There, that should have made it overload and melt down. I hope you didn't have it on your lap.

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    3. Re:The Delta Flier by jo7hs2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If Star Trek Voyager has taught us anything, when you need to go deep into the ocean, just send the bad boy Tom Paris with trusty sidkick Ensin Kim in the Delta Flier. Thats more than enough to get hte job done. The only downside is that Lt Paris may make everyone listen to some drawn out letter hes writing to his father.... and quite frankly, its too dramatic for my tastes.

      -- WWPD - What Would Picard Do?

      Man... you really buried the needle on my virgin meter with that one.

      Well, at least the needle isn't a virgin anymore.

  3. Fossett's Real Unfinished Project... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Landing a plane safely.

  4. Re:What's that pressure again? by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next time you're watching a rugby match, let me know how many pounds are in a stone again.

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  5. Re:How about Jupiter by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_(novel)

    Mediocre idea: 100% liquid "atmosphere." Good from a structural point of view, but terrible from a biological point of view, since you're pretty much guaranteed to breath everyone's pee.

    On the whole, not nearly as good as Mars.

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