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Researchers To Build Underwater Airplane

coondoggie writes to tell us that DARPA seems to still be having fun with their funding and continues to aim for the "far out." The latest program, a submersible airplane, seems to have been pulled directly from science fiction. Hopefully this voyage to the bottom of the sea is of the non-permanent variety. "According to DARPA: 'The difficulty with developing such a craft come from the diametrically opposed requirements that exist for an airplane and a submarine. While the primary goal for airplane designers is to try and minimize weight, a submarine must be extremely heavy in order to submerge underwater. In addition, the flow conditions and the systems designed to control a submarine and an airplane are radically different, due to the order of magnitude difference in the densities of air and water.'"

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  1. Crazy DARPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Airplanes underwater??? This is crazy talk! Next they will wants subs that fly!

    1. Re:Crazy DARPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're on the right track. Imagine a submersible aircraft carrier that launches flying submarines. Consider your mind blown.

    2. Re:Crazy DARPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Airplanes underwater??? This is crazy talk! Next they will wants subs that fly!

      Don't worry, they won't make the same mistake twice.

      After discovering that the "airplane underwater" idea failed due to the fact that there's no air underwater, they'll be sure to investigate whether or not there's water in the sky before investing heavily in that second project.

    3. Re:Crazy DARPA by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Funny

      The summary forgot to mention the requirement that the vehicle must also have a screen door.

  2. maybe it would be easier by thrillseeker · · Score: 4, Funny

    to build a flying submarine - I mean after all, if we made a brick fly (an old saying about the F-4 Phantom).

  3. Steve Fosset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have anything to say, but everybody else is posting stuff with "Steve Fosset" as the title.

  4. TPM by pak9rabid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like a few too many people at DARPA liked 'The Phantom Menace' a little too much.

  5. Let's See. by Kid+Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rocks sink, and Rocks Fly. Problem Solved!

  6. I'm not sure by neoform · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure, but I believe those "underwater airplanes" already exist.. and are called "submarines".

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  7. Steve Fosset by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't have anything to say either.

  8. Re:Steve Fossett by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    This was Fossett's project I believe. They already have a design and partial prototype yes?

    I think they've built a prototype, yes. Unfortunately, the test of the prototype of Fossett's follow-on project, an airplane that can fly underground, ended in disaster.

    Too soon?

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  9. Re:Steve Fossett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't this the same exact kinda thing that Steve Fossett et-al were building (completed?)

    Yep. The first test pilots were John Denver and John F. Kennedy Jr. Apparantly the tricky part is coming back up...

  10. Re:Water is 830 times more dense than air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll have an order of magnitude and a side effect, please. To go.

  11. Faster than the speed of sound by Skapare · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm waiting for the sonic boom.

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  12. Re:WTF? Why am I paying for this? by Skapare · · Score: 4, Funny

    You gotta keep scientists off the streets and out of trouble somehow.

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  13. Re:Water is 830 times more dense than air by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

    My disgust for it grows geometrically every time I read it.

  14. Steve Fosset by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, i have lots to say!
    I just don't feel like saying it.
    -Taylor

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  15. When I was in the Navy.... by TheBigDuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was in the Navy, my Captain was a submariner and my XO (2nd in command) was a helicopter pilot.

    These two guys didn't get along.

    In one (of many) knock down drag 'em out verbal exchanges the two had, the Captain yelled at the XO,
    "There are more helicopters at the bottom of the sea then there are submarines in the sky!!"

  16. Re:Steve Fossett by w0mprat · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, I hear the prototype airplane that flew underground, lost power and crashed into the surface?

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  17. Roger Penrose by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What? Oh sorry, wrong door.

  18. Yeah, that will fly.... by codeButcher · · Score: 2, Funny

    that will fly like a lead zeppelin. What next? Roll-down windows for submarines?

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