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Air Force To Re-Open Pursuit of Cyber Command

Posted by kdawson on from the taking-off-the-cyber-gloves dept.

GovTechGuy writes "Top Air Force leadership has decided to pursue forming a Cyber Command to defend Defense Department networks and to launch cyberattacks against foes, after putting the project on hold in August."

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  1. im in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    and they can pay me in weed and hot pockets.

  2. USAF Cyber Attack Procedures Manual [TOP SECRET] by docstrange · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excerpt from USAF Cyber Attack Procedures Manual [TOP SECRET]

    1. Identify Target Website
    2. Submit Story to Slashdot
    3. Call Commander Taco on Red Phone
    4. Slashdot Story on Terrorist Interwebs Published
    5. Denial of Service Complete

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  3. Re:USAF Cyber Attack Procedures Manual [TOP SECRET by halsver · · Score: 5, Funny

    SPAM THE F5 KEY SOLDIER! The lives of you and your family depend on it!

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