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Google's GeoEye-1 Takes Its First Pictures

Kev92486 writes "I was scanning through my RSS feeds today and happened upon an article about Google's GeoEye-1 imaging satellite which launched on Sept 6. Intrigued as to what the quality of the image was like, I decided to check it out only to find that the first picture was actually of my college campus, Kutztown University (Pennsylvania).
I had to make sure I was reading the article correctly as Kutztown is not a very large or well known campus. I'm not sure as to why they chose Kutztown for their first pictures. I would be interested if anybody could provide some sort of insight as to what process was used to select the first test location. Was the satellite simply in a convenient orbit to snap pictures of Kutztown?"
Update: 10/09 20:56 GMT by T : HotHardware has its own article up on GeoEye-1, if you'd like your words and pictures in the same place.

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  1. I'll Tell You Why by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had to make sure I was reading the article correctly as Kutztown is not a very large or well known campus. I'm not sure as to why they chose Kutztown for their first pictures. I would be interested if anybody could provide some sort of insight as to what process was used to select the first test location. Was the satellite simply in a convenient orbit to snap pictures of Kutztown?

    Maybe you could explain this close up image of your campus? (It's from the lower right of the article's image)

    Don't be coy, we all saw the lead up to this in the papers earlier this year. Kutztown's had this coming--it was one thing to invite Putin to talk but when he left those trailers, that was too far.

    On a serious note, I'm certain they picked Kutztown based on the following:

    Let P denote the number of lawyers a university has on reserve.

    Let Q denote the number of lawyers Google has on reserve.

    Let R denote said university's reserve resources for emergencies.

    Let L be a function such that L(x) = the number of lawyers one can immediately hire with x dollars.

    Is P + L(R) Q? Then I think we have a candidate! I found it on Google Scholar.

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    My work here is dung.
  2. I had the feeling someone was watching me today... by FireStormZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..

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  3. Kutztown? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kutztown

    Gesundheit!

  4. Nice Football Field by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sooo, Kev92486, how are the *squints eyes and leans closer to his LCD screen* Golden Bears doin' this year?

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    1. Re:Nice Football Field by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Funny

      The endzone is in good enough shape to read. That might be a clue.

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  5. Tennis courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It bothers me that the tennis courts are not equally spaced. Can they fix that and take another picture?

  6. Here's why... by SamMichaels · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think they were aiming for the First United Church of Kutztown, but the coordinates were off. Rumor has it the abbreviation is written on the roof.

    1. Re:Here's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think they were aiming for the First United Church of Kutztown, but the coordinates were off. Rumor has it the abbreviation is written on the roof.

      Abbreviation? So Fstuntdchurkutz? Confusing but thank god they didn't put their acronym on the roof though!

  7. don't ask slashdot by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    go outside, write your question and your email address on a poster, and point it skyward

    then go inside and wait for a reply in your inbox

    if you don't like google's answer, go outside, and stick your middle finger up to the sky

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  8. Re:Why by veeoh · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...because they can.

    and now you have complained on a public website they will watch you good.. mwuahahahah.

    Have you looked at the car parked across the street, watching?

    Sleep tight.

  9. That's no moon... by argent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe you could explain this close up image of your campus? (It's from the lower right of the article's image)

    That's just a Mirage.

  10. Re:Waiting for Green Bay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even more curious to me is why Google Earth still has such a low-res image of Green Bay, WI (Packers!!), but I can see Cochranton, PA (population: a few dozen or so) clear as crystal. Go figure.

    Note: Resolution is directly proportionate to intelligence per capita. Having worked "Packers!" into every single one of your discussions your entire life has left you devoid of intelligence and full of beer & cheese, hasn't it? However I'm sure you've managed to mate with another manatee and spread your seed to annoy the hell out of other states with your dumbass unfounded allegiance to one of football's most mediocre teams.

    How's Brett?

  11. Friends University... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 4, Funny

    My father-in-law got his undergrad education at Friends University of Central Kansas. No joke. I'd even just settle for a sweatshirt with the big "F.U." in the middle.

    (It's even funnier in some respects when you know that "Friends" here refers to the Quakers. :)

    Cheers,

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    "A four-foot prune."
  12. Re:What a letdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good aerial photos have a pixel resolution of 6 inches. Decent ones are 12 inches. GeoEye-1's resolution is 50 cm, or about 19 inches. 19 inches is good for working with large objects, but not useful for fine-grained measurements. (it will be fine for 99.9% of the apps Googlers develop)

    I dunno, the average nipple is what? One inch across maybe? The Internet demands higher resolution.

  13. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because when you take someone's photograph you steal their soul.

  14. Re:What a letdown by edumacator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Six inches...that means from space, you'll finally be able to see my...wait...I meant at twelve inches.

  15. Re:What a letdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fragrance for men from Calvin Klein.