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A Robot To Destroy Breast Cancer Cells

Roland Piquepaille writes "Researchers at the University of Maryland are developing a robot able to detect and destroy breast cancer cells in a single session. After a tumor is located on an MRI, the robot will perform a biopsy of the breast while the patient is inside the scanner. 'If the biopsy displays cancerous cells, the robot will then insert a probe into the breast until it reaches the tumor. The probe will then burn the cancer cells until they are destroyed.' This looks great, but the researchers have only built a prototype. After they refine this robot, they'll need to go through clinical trials and obtain FDA approval. So this is not a robot that will appear on the medical market before several years."

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  1. WOW! A Roland Story! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    It had been a while. I was beginning to worry something bad had happened to him...

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:WOW! A Roland Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I was beginning to hope something bad had happened to him...

      Fixed that for ya...

  2. Bender? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

    They found you a job?

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  3. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do all the robots get to cop a feel?

  4. Re:Bah by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe, but the ladies do need Penicillin afterwards...

  5. Money Shot by snoggeramus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose the robot injection to kill the tumor/cancer will be regarded as the money shot?

  6. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can't treat post-traumatic stress with penicillin.

    Nor did I realize that penicillin is used to treat uncontrollable humiliation-based laughing.