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Tesla Motors Shaken Up, Laying Off

Posted by kdawson on from the i-want-my-i-want-my dept.

tjstork writes "Tesla Motors, the darling of technorati for its high performance electric car, may be about to go belly up. Venture capital is cut off, layoffs are under way, and construction plans are being stretched out. Elon Musk has ousted the CEO and taken the reins, blaming the global credit crunch."

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  1. Like their namesake? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe, like Nickolai Tesla, they were just destined to have a great beginning but go nuts toward mid life.

    1. Re:Like their namesake? by thermian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tesla was OK I guess, but those lightening towers he built for the Russians used to tear up my tanks something rotten, the barstard.

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  2. Re:Credit crunch my butt by digitalsolo · · Score: 5, Funny

    My company has free soda.

    Luckily we have a Ping Pong table instead of foosball, or we'd be totally boned.

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  3. Re:Credit crunch my butt by acklenx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, the first thing they do in a marketing class is market marketing....

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  4. Re:Credit crunch my butt by RulerOf · · Score: 4, Funny

    He forgot the "dozen" before "thousand."

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  5. Re:Credit crunch my butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey look! With this new fangled "HTML" thing we can make clickable words!

    http://xkcd.com/125/

  6. Re:Credit crunch my butt by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those with marginal plans are probably taking the gas pipe as well.

    You miss the point, the Tesla doesn't have a gas pipe.

  7. Precedents ... hmmm by fnj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tesla isn't going belly up. They are waiting with further developing their Sedan until they can get a cheaper loan. next year or so.

    Ha ha ha. And the economy is basically sound. Elvis and Hoffa are alive. Oswald just came up with the idea to kill Kennedy out of the blue. Bush's advisers are competent. The Taliban are going to realize the error of their ways. Iraq as a muslim state is going to be so much more friendly and peaceful than the secular dictatorship was. The billionaire's bailout will make everything all better. Sending all of our industry overseas will improve our economy. Obama is the Messiah. Things are really going to change now. Duke Nukem Forever is almost ready. Vista was a great achievement and everybody loves it.