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Microsoft Patents the Censoring of Speech

theodp writes "On Tuesday, the USPTO awarded Microsoft a patent for the Automatic Censorship of Audio Data for Broadcast, an invention that addresses 'producing censored speech that has been altered so that undesired words or phrases are either unintelligible or inaudible.' The patent describes methods for muting offensive words and replacing them with less offensive versions, and 'a third alternative provides for overwriting the undesired word with a masking sound, i.e., "bleeping" the undesired word with a tone.' After all, there's nothing worse than being subjected to offensive speech when you're shooting someone in the head."

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  1. Yay! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So now the parents of kids too young to play dont have to worry about letting them play!!

    Come on, if you're old enough to play the game, you're old enough to either deal with it or tell them to stuff a sock in it. There are so many other options to work with. Why not just mute the stupid player? Or not even use the voip at all? Like the article says, its only really used for trash talk anyway. Unless I know who I'm playing with, I'm not going to try and coordinate anything.

    Stupid idea.

    BTW first post!

    1. Re:Yay! by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's worse, do they bother censoring the ideas, or do they just use softer words?

      Hey, you mother[LOVER] I'm going to skull[LOVE] your [LOVING] corpse and then I'm going to get you down on your knees and get your corpse to [WHISTLE] on my [SKINFLUTE]

      Or would the Microsoft device just change the whole sentence to something like

      [I LIKE YOU. WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER FOR AGE APPROPRIATE SOCIAL BEVERAGES.]

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      It's been a long time.
    2. Re:Yay! by Valdrax · · Score: 2

      Why not just mute the stupid player? Or not even use the voip at all? Like the article says, its only really used for trash talk anyway. Unless I know who I'm playing with, I'm not going to try and coordinate anything.

      Maybe it's only used for trash talk because stupid kids trash talking prevents anyone from having a civilized game. I mean, I don't play these kinds of games online *because* of all the "new to their testosterone" little brats running around using "fag" like it's punctuation. It's a tragedy of the commons situation.

      Muting the player can invite retaliation, and muting everyone (by not using VoIP) is just sticking your head in the sand. If this kind of software works, then I'd love to see it as an option when creating a match. Forcing all of Xbox Live might be "family friendly" would be awful, but giving people the option of raising the maturity level in a particular match they set up would be great.

      Forget "save the children." Save me *from* the immature little griefers. (And if they still want to trash talk, then let them be more creative and entertaining about it.)

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      If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
  2. Useless by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Trust me when I say you can come up with new curses faster than you can code them into an automatic censorship proram...

    Nevermind all the fantastic new accents this is going to promote. And if you disagree; well quck you.

    1. Re:Useless by 4e617474 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Trust me when I say you can come up with new curses faster than you can code them into an automatic censorship proram...

      Pondering this make me feel a whole lot better about the whole enterprise. I'm all in favor of protecting budding young minds from the use of profanity as a substitute for creative expression... by teaching them that profanity is the inspiration for expressing yourself creatively. Also I like the thought of someone going to their manager and saying, "I need a ruling on 'defecating masonry'. Can we let that go?"

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      Finally modding someone offtopic when they rant about what "Begging the Question" means: priceless.
    2. Re:Useless by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if you disagree; well quck you.

      Dude, don't disrespect your fellow Slashdot posters. That's crunked up.

    3. Re:Useless by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pondering this make me feel a whole lot better about the whole enterprise.

      Good thinking. I often think the standard of cursing in this language tends to be woefully inadequate, consisting of the mindless and dull repetition of combinations of the same four-letter words. For once, Microsoft could be doing something positive to improve articulacy of profane expression. It might not be what they intend, but I won't lose any sleep over that. ;-)

    4. Re:Useless by SL+Baur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm all in favor of protecting budding young minds from the use of profanity

      My parents kept tight controls over what I was allowed to see/hear. Fortunately, I learned profanity from other kids on the playground at school.

    5. Re:Useless by nightfire-unique · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm all in favor of protecting budding young minds from the use of profanity as a substitute for creative expression...

      I know I speak for many of us here when I say:

      Fuck you.

      Keep your intellectual parenting persuits where they belong: in your home. Raise your own fucking kids, and let me raise mine without government interference. We'll let them both compete in 20 years and see who did a better job.

      The moment you get your way with bad language censorship, I get my way with religious censorship.

      --
      A government is a body of people notably ungoverned - AC
    6. Re:Useless by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I need a ruling on 'defecating masonry'. Can we let that go?"

      "Copulate that excrement!"

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      This ain't rocket surgery.
    7. Re:Useless by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Fornicate that stool"?

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    8. Re:Useless by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Combinations of even one four-letter word, when used creatively, can be quite educational.

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    9. Re:Useless by xOneca · · Score: 2, Funny
  3. I'm intrigued. by Night+Goat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Naturally, I didn't read the article, but I have to say I'm intrigued by this. It would come in extremely handy for radio stations if they no longer needed to have a delay on their live broadcasts. It would especially benefit college radio stations because they often have to limit what they can allow on air since they cannot afford the equipment that is required to have a delay. Although this technology might be very expensive as well, so who knows. I guess I ought to swallow my pride and read the article!

  4. Oh come on..... by LibertineR · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Is the heading not a TAD over the top here?

    Broadcasters can be, and have been fined thousands of dollars PER EVENT, through violations of FCC rules. One slip of the tongue should not be the basis for fining a program out of existance.

    A tool to help in that regards DOES NOT equal sensorship, and the title is a ridiculous assertion that hurts credibility around here.

    Hate Microsoft if you want, but Christ, why be stupid about it?

    What is next? "Microsoft wants to eat your babies"?

    As supposedly logic-driven geeks, can we not do better?

    1. Re:Oh come on..... by 4e617474 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What is next? "Microsoft wants to eat your babies"?

      No, no, no. "Microsoft Sues Baby Eaters for Copyright Infringement". Pay attention.

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      Finally modding someone offtopic when they rant about what "Begging the Question" means: priceless.
    2. Re:Oh come on..... by Throtex · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new here.

      IAAPL (I am a Patent Lawyer) ... as an engineer, I loved Slashdot. As a lawyer, I now know better and just come on here for laughs. It's like watching Sarah Palin discuss patent law.

    3. Re:Oh come on..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What exactly is inaccurate about the headline? That's what their program does -- it censors speech.

      Broadcasters can be, and have been fined thousands of dollars PER EVENT, through violations of FCC rules. One slip of the tongue should not be the basis for fining a program out of existance.

      Actually, I agree with you. The FCC and the constant state of moral panic over words and god forbid naked people is absurd.

      A tool to help in that regards DOES NOT equal sensorship, and the title is a ridiculous assertion that hurts credibility around here.

      It certainly is harmful; let's say that broadcasters were to start using such software and accidents no longer happened. That means that there's even less likely a chance that somebody will challenge FCC fines in court. Look at nipple gate -- it took five years, but eventually the fines were overturned as it was ruled that the broadcasters cannot be held liable for the actions of the two performers on stage. Had similar software existed and been use in time for video, this ruling would not have happned.

      What exactly do you suggest such a tool be called? It certainly isn't government censorship, but it
      certainly does prevent certain utterances.

      Hate Microsoft if you want, but Christ, why be stupid about it?

      I'm seeing nothing here about that (yet, it's still early). The most that the article blurb does is point out the absurdity of bleeping out certain words while brutally killing people. Perhaps your humor detector requires a reboot, but this isn't really "Microsoft hate" nor is anyone here being stupid about this but you. You're ranting about a perfectly accurate choice of words to describe a technology that many here find silly and/or stupid.

      What is next? "Microsoft wants to eat your babies"?

      There aren't sufficient HTML tags for this, so I'll warn you here and now : the following is meant as a joke. It is a snarky comment and should not be construed as fact.

      "I think they already filed that paperwork years ago.

      Feeble joke over.

      As supposedly logic-driven geeks, can we not do better?

      You haven't managed to point out any actual logical problems here. So far as I can tell, you've managed to complain about the word "censorship" being used and dropped in a little concern trolling about Slashdot's credibility and the character of the posters here. That part of your post actually makes me wonder if you're just making a strange attempt at a joke, like Andy Kaufman -- it's funny to you, but nobody else is aware that there's a joke or even gives a damn.

      In short, you're spewing nonsense, something else that "hurts credibility around here."

      --Summer Glau

    4. Re:Oh come on..... by SteelFist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A while back I was watching Saving Private Ryan on TV, and I actually thought it was kind of funny that they would show people stopping to pick up missing limbs, people holding innards in, etc, but when they were just walking through a field they censored out the curse words. Kind of doesn't make sense to me...

    5. Re:Oh come on..... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Keep laughing. One day, someone like me is going to string you up in a tree by your neck.

      Careful, we're talking about lawyers here. By now, someone has probably patented "a method whereby a human is elevated off the ground be means of large vegetable structures for the purposes of punishment".

      Try it and you'll be in a world of hurt.

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
  5. Re:How original by Kifoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't have to use Microsoft products, just switch to ###########

  6. Harry Enfield... by gringer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reminds me of this clip from Harry Enfield:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRTUNh1vPo

    [For those hard of flashing, it's a parody of a short gangster conversation in which the bad words have been taped over with better words]

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    Ask me about repetitive DNA
  7. Mother smiling gumdrops! by KingTank · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mother smiling gumdrops! I think that's a bunch of bull smurfs! That sparkle pony happy hole, Bill Gates and his piece of rainbow company, Microsoft, can go flower themselves with a sunshine until they bleed out their bunnies!

  8. Mother@*&$%#! by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the Luck? Those Gassholes in Redmond can't stop me from sMitting up a verbal storm. I'll BLiss all over their parade!

  9. Re:How original by Tei · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How fun. This as already ben done in spain for some organization alike the RIAA called SGAE.

    note: humm... Linux is betwen moron and fucking here. I will make it bold.

    Here is the code:

    palabras="mafiosos, ladrones, hijos de puta, hijo putas, chorizos, chupopteros, chupópteros, sangrantes, sangrais, sangráis, gilipoyas, por el culo, joderos, que os jodan, chaqueteros, mierda, agilipollao, alamierda, bujarra, bujarrilla, bujarron, bujarrón, cabron, cabrón, cabrona, cabronas, cabroncete, cabrones, cago en, cagoen, calentorra, calentorro, capulla, capullas, cazurra, cazurro, cenutrio, ceporra, ceporro, chingar, chocho, cipote, cipoton, cipotón, cojon, cojón, cojones, cojonudo, coño, cretino, cuesco, encular, estupida, estupido, folla, follada, folladas, follado, folladoras, folladores, follados, follamos, follando, follao, follar, follarse, follo, gilipolla, gilipollas, gilipuertas, hijadeputa, hijaputa, hijasdeputa, hijasputa, hijodeputa, hijoputa, hijoputa, hijoputas, hijosdeputa, hijosputa, hostia, idiota, idiotas, imbecil, imbécil, jilipolla, jilipollas, jilipuertas, joder, joderos, jodete, jódete, jodida, jodidas, jodido, jodidos, jodienda, linux, mamon, mamón, mamones, marica, maricas, maricon, maricona, mariconas, mariconazo, maricones, mentecata, mentecato, moña, ostia, pendeja, pendejo, picha, polla, pollas, porro, pringado, pringao, puta, putas, puto, putos, ramera, subnormal, subnormales, tarugo, tortillera, truño, zangana, zopenco, zurullo,";

    function pasapalabra(cadena){
    cadena=cadena.toLowerCase();
    arPal=palabras.split(',');
    i=0;encontrada=false;
    while(i if(cadena.indexOf(arPal[i])!=-1){
    encontrada=true;
    document.formito.initialState.value=257;
    }
    i++;
    }
    }

    --

    -Woof woof woof!

  10. I'm sceptical by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sceptical that it'll work that well. I do think it'll be more interesting than listening to people using fuck as punctuation - which is to me is dismally boring.

    Question: how will it cope with people using stuff like "Jesus/G-d" as an expletive? That sort of thing is offensive to many people too.

    Imagine if people started using Muhammad as an expletive. You can't just censor every mention of Muhammad because that will get you in big trouble too ;).

    It'll be interesting if the system can tell from the context.

    How would it deal with "I helped my uncle jack off his horse" vs "I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse?" ;).

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    1. Re:I'm sceptical by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a Christian I actually find "fucking hell" less offensive, and by the way Jesus is also regarded as a prophet amongst muslims. It seems a violent and vocal minority of muslims appear to take offense at almost anything, almost anything can be regarded as insulting their religion, when in fact they're the ones ruining the reputation of their religion the most.

      I actually don't have a big problem with people saying fuck or using other expletives. To me there's a use for expletives. For example, if you were walking about and minding your own business, then some vehicle veered off the road and took your arm off. Now that's a perfectly valid time to say fuck or whatever.

      I just find it silly when people use it as punctuation. It's like reviewers giving 100% or 0% ratings in all of their reviews. Amusing for a few seconds at most.

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  11. Re:Great news! by Larryish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it possible to "pirate" censorship?

  12. Sunny by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I...love...Windows Vista. It is a piece of...brilliance. I want to take a sledge hammer and ... gently caress ... it to turn it into a pile of ... sunshine.

  13. Who watches the watcher? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It'll be interesting to see just how such technology will be abused. Want to prevent speech that might inspire someone to stand up and do something regarding a certain topic, simply filter out keywords in context to the topic itself to help tilt the topic to favor one group's interests over another.

    "Free" speech is long dead and buried. Welcome to the next China.

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
  14. Obvious to an expert by MikeRozak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmmm... that patent is a bit obivious. Just a month ago I was at the InterSpeech conference telling speech recgonition researchers that games needed EXACTLY such technology. And I posted on MudDev in October 26, 2004: "In speech, you could keep an N-day log of the speech on HD. An "I'm being harassed" button press by a player would reference (or copy) the recent audio recordings. You could even have the player's computer do speech recognition on it and transmit the transcription, letting your text filters look for swearwords (SR cannot be gotten around by using dood-speak). Why would this not work?"

  15. This is a Good Thing! by kiick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given how zealously MS guards it's intellectual property, now NO ONE ELSE will be able to censor speech without getting sued. Free speech is saved!