Dead Goldfish Offered The Vote In Illinois

Election officials in northern Chicago want to know why voter registration material was sent to Princess, a dead goldfish. "I am just stunned at the level of people compromising the integrity of the voting process," said Lake County Clerk Willard Helander, a Republican, who said she has spotted problems with nearly 1,000 voter registrations this year. Beth Nudelman, who owned Princess, said the fish may have got on a mailing list because the family once filled in her name when they got a second phone line for a computer. When will we recognize a goldfish's right to vote?

Comments

The Obama Campaign

[Marxist Hacker 42]

Has been push-polling my 5 year old son, so why not a goldfish?

PETA

[moniker127]

Looks like PETA finally got what they wanted. Damn lobbyists.

Re:Quantity vs. Quality of executive experience

[MyLongNickName]

I wouldn't for a moment consider either a small town mayors, small state governors, or a Pizza Hut managers to have the type of QUALITY of leadership experience required to seek national office.

That is what I said about Bill Clinton.