X-Rays Emitted From Ordinary Scotch Tape
Maximum Prophet writes "When I was in High School, I built an X-Ray machine that (probably) didn't produce any X-Rays. I used an old vacuum tube and high voltage. Little did I know that simple triboluminescence would have enough energy to do useful work." The catch: you'll need to peel your tape in a vacuum, and have the x-ray film at the ready.
What's stupider: irradiating yourself with hazardous rays or paying that much for a computer monitor at Goodwill? Last I checked there, 19" CRT monitors go for $25-30 bucks.
Oh, you must've meant after Bushie sent the value of the dollar into the shitter. *Ba-DUM PISH!* Thank you, I'll be here all night.