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US Army Sees Twitter As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool"

Mike writes "A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular micro-blogging service Twitter as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled 'Potential for Terrorist Use of Twitter' notes that Twitter members reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. 'Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,' the report said. The report goes on to say, 'Terrorists could theoretically use Twitter social networking in the US as an operation tool.' Just wait until the Army finds out about chat rooms and email!"

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  1. Bad US Army Intel. by iamwhoiamtoday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go sit in the corner. If it's taken them THIS long to realize that the internet is nothing but a gigantic communications tool... geez....

    1. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by interiot · · Score: 4, Funny

      They've been mesmerized by the porn since 1993. "Wait, you mean you can communicate over the internet too? Wow, cool!"

    2. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Terrorist.

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    3. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by carlzum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait until they find out that there's an ultra-portable, wireless tool that allows terrorists to interact by voice and instantly exchange notes, photos, and videos. They can even customize the devices with anti-US skins and Bin Laden ring tones.

    4. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or what if they find out there are communication tools used by terrorists that are grown inside the terrorists bodies, which can only be removed by surgical procedures?

    5. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      What are you doing?

      Husayn is trying to figure out these stupid remote triggering devices. Anything to avoid spending Ramadan with his wife's sisters!

      Ali is watching Coalition troop movements. Bo-ring!

      Kamel wishes the carpet bombing would stop soon. The cave is cold. And the other martyrs smell bad.

      Akbar is thinking about the 72 virgins awaiting him in Paradise. They better not be fat like his sister Fatima, or he is going to feel very mislead by his imam.

      Commander Tariq says his Mujahedin should stop using the Zionist tool Twitter and get back to fighting the infidels, or he will beat them like the cowardly she-goats they are.

    6. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh. That's why we have surgical strikes.

    7. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 3, Funny
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    8. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by peragrin · · Score: 3, Funny

      well ending democracy in america with a king george who taxes and spends without consideration of those whom he governs, would be fitting irony.

      I wonder what we can throw into the boston harbor to start things off?

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  2. Terror...? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Funny


    Maybe if you define terror as "really, really irritating."

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  3. Lord help us all! by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    - Buying explosives. Thanks tom!
    - Shaping explosvies.
    - Milling bomb casing.
    - Filling bomb casing.
    - Rigging fuse. Hehe I made the + terminal blue instead of RED! That'll get'em!
    - Putting bomb in suitcase. This new Ralph Lauren suitcase design is DYNOMITE! :D
    - Getting in car. We sould really put some Al-Qaeda funds into something better than an 92 GeoMetro. This thing sucks.
    - Leaving on Airplane. Phone off! ByeBye for now! Don't want to crash plane.
    - Landed! The big apple awaits!
    - Picked up food at McDonalds on third street. Mmmmmm McFlurry goodness.
    - Bomb planted on 5th and James. They should make larger trashcans. Those things are TINY!1!
    - Bored. Waiting at Starbucks. Prices are insane!

    1. Re:Lord help us all! by slimjim8094 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  4. Surely this is an overreaction? by GBC · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know he supposedly has a lot of sockpuppets, but calling Twitter a possible terrorist operation tool is a bit much, isn't it?

  5. Never mind the Ruttles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this story is alleging that twitter is useful for something, then I call bullshit on the whole thing.

  6. Re:"Terrorist enthusiasts" by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were enthusiasts while it was still underground, and would be disappointed to see it going mainstream.

  7. Why would twitter NOT be on the list? by tezza · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely this list is an enumeration of ALL communication possibilities? Twitter has communication possibility, therefore deserves to be on the list amongst:

    * Smoke signals
    * Pigeon Carriers
    * Coded Letters
    * Invisible Ink Letters
    * Text Messages
    * Mobile Phone Calls
    * Emails
    * Slashdot posts
    * Twitter

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  8. Re:Moderator terrorists by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Funny


    Never have I been so sincere in saying this, but: I wish I had mod points. :D

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  9. This is it! by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

    We finally have an excuse to ban Twitter and send him and his sockpuppets to Gitmo!

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  10. Re:Moderator terrorists by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder which will happen first...the FBI will break into your house and beat you till you admit you are a terrorist, or the terrorists you work with will bust into your house and beat you for leaking their code onto the internet. Either way, I'd take some Advil, cause you are going to have a killer of a headache in a little while.

  11. Re:Moderator terrorists by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's currently modded insightful, flamebait and underrated. So the would-be theorists are going to send a suicide bomber to the subway and then disband?

  12. Re:Moderator terrorists by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scratches head. Doh, I was aiming for "get a life, don't be a terrorist", but go understand /. moderators. Maybe they *are* a terrorist communications unit, after all...

  13. Pencial And Paper by wannasleep · · Score: 3, Funny

    In related news pencil and paper have been found having potential for terrorist use