James Bond Gadgets
whencanistop writes "Given that the new James Bond film is just about to be released, this is quite a nice summary of James Bond gadgets from past films. Tomorrow Never Dies was on telly last night and I was commenting on how the mobile phone that controlled the BMW was awesome, why they haven't done it in real life is beyond me (although there would probably be a few accidents if they ever did). Ridiculous to think that in 1963 the gadget of choice for Bond was a pager though." Of course, the best gadget in the Bond universe wasn't even 007's ... Jaws' teeth were the envy of every kid with braces.
Virgins? You want virgins? Log into slashdot - This place is full of them! I'm hoping that for my 30th birthday, mom will send a friendly prostitute down to the basement with a cake.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Don't tell me you've never eaten cake before, you dirty boy
Would you like a slice of toast?
I know, what's the big deal with virgins? The awkwardness, the teeth scraping, the bleeding and the guilt....
I want a slutty girl. Or I'd want a couple adventurous ones and then a really slutty one to show them how to do things and be kind of like the captain. Damn. I gotta go...
Agreed, give me a couple of trashy blondes with no gag reflex and low tolerance for alcohol. I'd blow something up for that.
LETS DECOMPOSE & ENJOY ASSEMBLING