Probably not worth a campaign stop
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beef+curtains
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· Score: 4, Funny
I'm not sure how many electoral votes Azeroth has, but it could be a key battleground state.
I think that Azerothian voter turnout will be extremely low.
My predicted exit poll results:
- 55% Ignored the voting booths & farmed HKs instead
- 25% Didn't make it to the voting booths because they were AFK in the starting area
- 15% Made it to the voting booth, but instead of going in & voting, they jumped onto its roof and spammed/dance over & over
- 5% Were too busy repeatedly spamming/bg with "every sucks by me" and "just let them win" to even realize there was an election going on
-- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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nschubach
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· Score: 3, Funny
12?
-- Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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pwolf
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they stopped playing cause they got jobs and are going to college....
no wait, you're right, my bad...
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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Monsuco
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you forget though, 90% of the American WoW player base are under the age of 14.. They can't vote anyway.
Sad, but true. How do you expect them to pay the monthy fee if we dont let them get on welfare?!?! Its not like they have time to work.
reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw the other day.. "I'm a Republican because not everybody can be on welfare" I gotta get one of those.
WoW
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 1, Funny
Yep, a bunch of folks who spend all their free time on an online video fantasy world game are a perfect example of how the election will go in America. The rest of the population spends all their time in front of a video fantasy world. In other words, the electorate is a bunch of uninformed couch potatoes who are voting based on their perceived strengths in a candidate: nothing based on past records or current platforms.
Our country deserves everything we're going to get.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take shit and wipe my ass with the Constitution and then vomit.
Re:No battleground state
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reikoshea
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Everyone knows that the horde is full of left wing nut jobs, DUH!
-Level 70 Troll Rogue
Straight Horde ticket
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Nefarious+Wheel
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Hey, Thrall ain't perfect, but he's a warlord and he'll soon put an end to the war in Crossroads. He's exactly the sort of murderous bastard we need in troubled times like this. And have you seen the floating castle that just showed up outside Thunder Bluff? That's obviously the result of 8 years of failed Alliance rule. You want four more years of that?
-- Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
Re:No battleground state
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Anonymous Coward
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And why on Earth is there a HUGE difference between Alliance and Horde.
My vote is for Leeroy because he doesn't get stuck in the gridlock of analysis that paralyzes our leaders. While they are discussing which of their special interests (tanks and healers) will get what earmarks, Leeroy is taking action.
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I'm not sure how many electoral votes Azeroth has, but it could be a key battleground state.
I think that Azerothian voter turnout will be extremely low.
My predicted exit poll results: /dance over & over /bg with "every sucks by me" and "just let them win" to even realize there was an election going on
- 55% Ignored the voting booths & farmed HKs instead
- 25% Didn't make it to the voting booths because they were AFK in the starting area
- 15% Made it to the voting booth, but instead of going in & voting, they jumped onto its roof and spammed
- 5% Were too busy repeatedly spamming
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
Probadly Barack Obama, since WOW players just sit on their ass all day, and would like a nanny to wipe it.
Yep, a bunch of folks who spend all their free time on an online video fantasy world game are a perfect example of how the election will go in America. The rest of the population spends all their time in front of a video fantasy world. In other words, the electorate is a bunch of uninformed couch potatoes who are voting based on their perceived strengths in a candidate: nothing based on past records or current platforms.
Our country deserves everything we're going to get.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take shit and wipe my ass with the Constitution and then vomit.
Everyone knows that the horde is full of left wing nut jobs, DUH! -Level 70 Troll Rogue
Hey, Thrall ain't perfect, but he's a warlord and he'll soon put an end to the war in Crossroads. He's exactly the sort of murderous bastard we need in troubled times like this. And have you seen the floating castle that just showed up outside Thunder Bluff? That's obviously the result of 8 years of failed Alliance rule. You want four more years of that?
Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
And why on Earth is there a HUGE difference between Alliance and Horde.
Because only assholes play alliance.
I kid! I kid!
LEEROY JENKINS!
Spawn more Democratic Overlords.
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