World's Largest Flower Blooming In Streaming HD
npongratz writes "Standing at six feet tall and growing an inch per hour, a corpse flower is set to bloom at the Milwaukee Public Museum. You can keep tabs on this once-in-six-years event in streaming 1080p HD (using VLC), or a lower-bandwidth image feed. A live feed from the smelloscope is unfortunately a few centuries away from being invented."
I've been watching this thing for about 10 minutes thinking. In about 9 minutes, everyone on slashdot will see a link for "High Def live video feed" and click on it. Suddenly, the server running this stream will start trying to transfer 50GB/sec (100,000+ users) and this thing WILL JUST DIE. Here we go.
Disclaimer: I know they couldn't transfer 50GB/sec or even 1GB per second.
Sure, let's all go to their site to watch a flower whose scientific name translates to 'giant misshapen penis' 'bloom' in full 1080p HD...
I think I've already seen that video...
This guy's the limit!
>A live feed from the smelloscope is unfortunately a few centuries away from being invented."
In this case, that is NOT unfortunate.
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
It's just not the same without Smell-o-vision.
Thank gawd.
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Too bad it chose today to bloom, what with the election and all. Next year probably would have been better.
Are you kidding? I cannot think of a more perfect day to celebrate by the blossoming of a flower known for its corrupt stench.
John