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Rainforest Fungus Synthesizes Diesel

Fluffeh alerts us to a report of a fungus that naturally produces diesel fuel, or something very close to it. "A fungus that lives inside trees in the Patagonian rain forest naturally makes a mix of hydrocarbons that bears a striking resemblance to diesel, biologists announced today. And the fungus can grow on cellulose, a major component of tree trunks, blades of grass and stalks that is the most abundant carbon-based plant material on Earth. ... [T]the paper's authors admit that the technique is far from any sort of industrial production. 'This report presents no information on the cost-effectiveness or other details to make G. roseum an alternative fuel source,' they write." NPR has an interview with the fungus's discoverer.

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  1. First Use by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it would be really poetic if the first use of this fungus is to digest the entire Patagonian rain forest into sweet, greasy diesel.

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    1. Re:First Use by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Halfway through that process, the rest of the forest is cut down for paper by machines powered with the diesel from the first half...

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  2. Joke of the Day! by CorporateSuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the difference between G. Roseum and an oil baron?

    One is a parasitic inhuman slime capable of producing copius amounts of fuel, and the other is a mushroom.

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  3. Wrong fuel by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When we looked at the gas analysis, I was flabbergasted," said Gary Strobel, a plant scientist at Montana State University

    So it's not producing diesel, but some fuel called "Flabbergas"

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  4. Obvious Joke by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, 20 replies now, and not a single variation on "There is a real energy crisis, we have to focus on fixing it! Oil doesn't grow on trees! Wait, what now? Oh. ..."

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  5. Next: Herds of mattresses found in the Sahara! by Erelas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just one step closer to Douglas Adams' statement that, in such a large Universe, most things one could possibly imagine (and a lot one would rather not), grow somewhere.

  6. Re:Who the hell modded parent Troll? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I marked him troll. I am a wahabbi living in venezuela, and I summer in Russia where I volunteer for the local young men's neoimperialism association (YMNA). I was upset by the "blowhard" comment, but what really stung was the implication that I didn't deserve all the billions I've been getting.

    Not to mix a joke with a serious point, but his point number two of "put them in a plant that expresses the diesel in an easily harvested format" seems a bit off. The genes take cellulose and break it down, wheras plants make the cellulose to make themselves. It would probably be rather inefficient to have the plants digest themselves. I think it would be easier to come up with a culture system to feed non-foodstock plant material into bacteria engineered to digest the cellulose.

    What would be truly a shoe-in for a nobel would be if you could engineer a 2 microbe system, one to make cellulose from photosynthesis, the other to digest the cellulose, either in tandem to continuously produce fuel or after some harvesting. Naturally I have no idea as to the feasibility of any part of that, so don't blame me if you you're a venture capitalist and this idea goes nowhere. ;-)

  7. Cellulose ? oh crap by billcopc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad it doesn't run on cellulite, that would solve America's energy problems for millenia.

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