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Frozen Mice Cloned

m0rphin3 writes "Japanese scientists have cloned mice whose bodies were frozen for as long as 16 years and said on Monday it may be possible to use the technique to resurrect mammoths and other extinct species. Could we finally see Jurassic Park become a reality, or perhaps use this for colonizing other galaxies?"

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  1. That juicy t-bone steak by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had in the last BBQ would also need cloning!

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    1. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Changa_MC · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've already seen much comment by fanatical vegans on the Internet that even meat from lab-grown cells is deplorable.

      But those are vegans. Us vegetarian-types would buy up lab-meat by the ton.

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    2. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cruelty adds flavor.

    3. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'll gladly be a guinea pig as I don't care of the meat looks like a softball so long as it tastes good.

      I'm sure we'll find you to be both tasty and delicious.

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    4. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but years of self-abuse have made their meat very tough, so why bother?

    5. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Theolojin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mmmm. Animal flesh. (drool). I wonder what Vegan tastes like?

      Rather like cat. Not as gamey as dog, and lighter in texture than squirrel. Similar to kobe beef, but not quite as much marbling, due to the lack of fat in their diet. Oh, and utterly *unlike* rabbit.

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  2. The biggest question by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who keeps dead mice in their freezer for 16 years? Remind me not to have the Brunswick stew at their house.

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    1. Re:The biggest question by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who keeps dead mice in their freezer for 16 years?

      What, you don't like micicles?

  3. Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We use this technology to colonize other galaxies with giant wooly mamoths. That would be so cool.

    1. Re:Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by dogdick · · Score: 5, Funny

      I concur, lets confuse the shit out of other intelligent life when they start visiting our solar system.

    2. Re:Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by WK2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains how million year old fossils ended up on a 6 thousand year old planet.

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    3. Re:Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by city · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, no, we need to use this technology responsibly. How about we reintroduce extinct species to their natural habitats. Let's start with sabre-tooth tigers in the greater Los Angeles metropolitan area.

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  4. Hmmmm by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that mice ice-cream factory I was planning will work _very_ well.

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  5. Re:Galaxies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Sorry, is that too many rhetorical questions?)

    I don't know, was that a rhetorical question?

  6. Ice Age Sequel by dafz1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ice Age 3: Attack of the Clones

  7. Re:16 years is not by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    16,000 or 160,000,000 years. While this may be "just engineering" to some, it's still a big just as there's still a lot of DNA degradation that happens over the course of millennia. There's a lot of reasons this might not work for a species we've never seen develop.

    That's why you plug the gaps with frog DNA. Nothing could possibly go wrong!

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  8. Re:ethics by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, I'm all for freezing polar bears and other endangered species so that we can revive them when the weather is better (kind of like that grain vault) but shouldn't it be regulated so that it isn't creating awkward scenarios?

    Like what, a long extinct animal suddenly appearing at a dinner party, causing everybody to spit out their drinks?

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  9. Alright, let's decide right now. by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We know someone is going to make a real-life Jurassic Park someday, let's decide right now where it should be.

    We need a really isolated island, let the voting begin!

    Reply with your choice and for which reasons.

    1. Re:Alright, let's decide right now. by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Japan.
      They have lots of experience with Godzilla already.

  10. Brilliant! by ChinggisK · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could we finally see Jurassic Park become a reality

    Yea we should totally do that, because it worked out so well in the movie.

    1. Re:Brilliant! by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quick, while his DNA is still warm!

  11. Re:Not dinosaurs by Thiez · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about the dodo.

    Admit it you want to know how it tastes!

  12. Colonization by nani+popoki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. Pretty soon the galaxy will be full of spaceships carrying frozen telephone sanitizors.

  13. Re:16 years is not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The frog DNA turns out to be a third fail-safe that Crichton did not mention: If the lysine dependence and all-female population fail-safes did not stop the dinosaurs, the frog DNA should guarantee their extinction from fungus, habitat loss, and [possibly] man-made climate change.

  14. Re:Not dinosaurs by RabidMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

    During the sentencing of John Doe for the killing and eating of albino baby seals, the judge calls John up to the stand, and quietly asks him: "Out of sheer curiosity, what did they taste like?"
    To which John replies: "Sort of like a cross between bald eagle eggs and emperor penguin."

  15. Re:Not dinosaurs by drfishy · · Score: 5, Funny

    A funny post to be sure, but from accounts ~400 years ago we already know it tastes rather fowl.

  16. What are we going to do.... by nadamucho · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....with TWO frozen mice?

  17. Better rethink that plan by monkeySauce · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think colonizing other galaxies with frozen mice is such a great idea. Live mice aren't too bright, let alone frozen ones.

  18. Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    He talks about killing all hippies and gets modded insightful? I know that some people on slashdot have trouble recognizing a joke when they see one...but seriously...insightful???

    What little trace of faith I once had in the slashdot moderation system is now completely gone.

    And yes I am kinda new here.

  19. On Monday by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...on Monday it may be possible to use the technique to resurrect mammoths and other extinct species.

    Why Monday? Does he have something against doing it on Tuesday or Wednesday?

  20. Re:Galaxies? by lennier · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Maybe I'll start writing sports stories, and attribute everything I don't understand to the infield fly rule, since I don't really understand it. No matter if the story is about football."

    And it's fifteen-love-all, Godspeed You! Black Emperor coming up the inside straight, tacking to windward and about to haul the spinnaker, but oh no what's this, the referee's calling a line-out, leg before wicket, straight to the solar plexus and his king's in check. Respawn, quad damage, but can he get a triple-word score on the centre square. Yes he can, he's cleared the sand trap, an eagle under par at silly mid off and what a finish, what a finish. Straight to Alpha Centauri. Magnificent.

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