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Frozen Mice Cloned

m0rphin3 writes "Japanese scientists have cloned mice whose bodies were frozen for as long as 16 years and said on Monday it may be possible to use the technique to resurrect mammoths and other extinct species. Could we finally see Jurassic Park become a reality, or perhaps use this for colonizing other galaxies?"

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  1. The biggest question by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who keeps dead mice in their freezer for 16 years? Remind me not to have the Brunswick stew at their house.

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    1. Re:The biggest question by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who keeps dead mice in their freezer for 16 years?

      What, you don't like micicles?

  2. Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We use this technology to colonize other galaxies with giant wooly mamoths. That would be so cool.

    1. Re:Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by dogdick · · Score: 5, Funny

      I concur, lets confuse the shit out of other intelligent life when they start visiting our solar system.

    2. Re:Or colonizing galaxies with mamoths? by WK2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains how million year old fossils ended up on a 6 thousand year old planet.

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  3. 16 years is not by BigGar' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    16,000 or 160,000,000 years. While this may be "just engineering" to some, it's still a big just as there's still a lot of DNA degradation that happens over the course of millennia. There's a lot of reasons this might not work for a species we've never seen develop.

    Of course it may work smackingly well and we'll all have miniature pet t-rex's in my lifetime. That would be sweet, the cat may not like it though.

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    1. Re:16 years is not by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      16,000 or 160,000,000 years. While this may be "just engineering" to some, it's still a big just as there's still a lot of DNA degradation that happens over the course of millennia. There's a lot of reasons this might not work for a species we've never seen develop.

      That's why you plug the gaps with frog DNA. Nothing could possibly go wrong!

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  4. Galaxies? by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    or perhaps use this for colonizing other galaxies

    Getting ahead of ourselves, arent we?

    Why don't we check out the 400 billion stars in our own galaxy first?

    Or is it you don't know what a galaxy is?

    (Sorry, is that too many rhetorical questions?)

  5. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's why this type of research needs to continue to push forward.

    We could be eating fresh prime rib almost every day without worrying about ethical issues concerning the raising of animals in inhumane conditions, and we'd be cutting down on the methane as well as not having to pump our meat full of hormones and antibiotics. It's much easier to grow a mass of muscle cells and raise them to maturity than it would be to grow an entire animal from scratch. I'll gladly be a guinea pig as I don't care of the meat looks like a softball so long as it tastes good.

  6. Ice Age Sequel by dafz1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ice Age 3: Attack of the Clones

  7. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've already seen much comment by fanatical vegans on the Internet that even meat from lab-grown cells is deplorable. Their reasoning is that even if no animal was actually killed, people have still not subdued that part of themselves that gets pleasure from eating animal flesh.

  8. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Changa_MC · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've already seen much comment by fanatical vegans on the Internet that even meat from lab-grown cells is deplorable.

    But those are vegans. Us vegetarian-types would buy up lab-meat by the ton.

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  9. Re:ethics by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, I'm all for freezing polar bears and other endangered species so that we can revive them when the weather is better (kind of like that grain vault) but shouldn't it be regulated so that it isn't creating awkward scenarios?

    Like what, a long extinct animal suddenly appearing at a dinner party, causing everybody to spit out their drinks?

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  10. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many vegans have the righteous "anti-establishment" mentality while refusing to understand that humans are omnivores and have been engineered to eat meats and plants. We need plants for minerals and meats for amino acids.

  11. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cruelty adds flavor.

  12. Re:Not dinosaurs by Thiez · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about the dodo.

    Admit it you want to know how it tastes!

  13. Re:Not dinosaurs by RabidMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

    During the sentencing of John Doe for the killing and eating of albino baby seals, the judge calls John up to the stand, and quietly asks him: "Out of sheer curiosity, what did they taste like?"
    To which John replies: "Sort of like a cross between bald eagle eggs and emperor penguin."

  14. michael crichton just died by Digitus1337 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's interesting that you mention this; http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/print/main4575403.shtml .

  15. Re:Brilliant! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Breaking news! Michael Crichton, the author of the blockbuster science-fiction novel "Jurassic Park," and winner of an Academy Technical Achievement Award has died. He was 66. Truly an American icon.

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  16. Re:Not dinosaurs by drfishy · · Score: 5, Funny

    A funny post to be sure, but from accounts ~400 years ago we already know it tastes rather fowl.

  17. Re:That juicy t-bone steak by Theolojin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mmmm. Animal flesh. (drool). I wonder what Vegan tastes like?

    Rather like cat. Not as gamey as dog, and lighter in texture than squirrel. Similar to kobe beef, but not quite as much marbling, due to the lack of fat in their diet. Oh, and utterly *unlike* rabbit.

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  18. Re:Brilliant! by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick, while his DNA is still warm!