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Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own As President

Posted by samzenpus on from the I-for-one-welcome-our-new-voting-machine-overlord dept.

I hope voting machine DRE 700 (serial number: 34491) is willing to reach across species lines.

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  1. Re:Gotta love the Onion by theturtlemoves · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?

    You could bribe it by touching it, you know, the same way you would a Congressman. "Oh yeah, rub my screen good...'

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