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Blizzard Sued By South Carolina Inmate
Benjamin Duranske writes "Jonathan Lee Riches, an inmate in South Carolina famous for filing long, handwritten, rambling screeds against celebrities, politicians, and even buildings, has filed a third-party motion in Federal Court in Arizona in the MDY v. Blizzard botting case claiming that Blizzard's World of Warcraft 'caused Riches mind to live in a virtual universe, where Riches explored the landscape committing identity theft and fighting cybermonster rival hacker gangs. Riches was addicted to video games and lost touch with reality because of defendants. This caused Riches to commit fraud to buy defendants video games. Riches chose World of Warcraft over working a legit job, Riches mind became a living video game.'"
Wouldn't "poor riches" be an oxymoron?
In my other life, I eat cats.
after I found out there may be a space-pirate-ass-kicking chick with a lazer and a "screw attack" out there, I couldn't stop masturbating.
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Can a judge just say "fuck off already" to this kind of crap?
Can the judge sue Riches for being driven from having to read such drivel?
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Finally, proof.
He also sued Hurricane Katrina
I'd like to sue the game Dead or Alive. I can no longer perform sexually unless my girlfriend wears tight clothes and high kicks me repeatedly in the groin.
He must be lonely in prison.
He's suing fruit of A-Loom rather than fruit of The Loom - that's how you know he's crazy.
You are using English. Please learn the difference between loose and lose; they're, there, and their; your and you're.
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Most people forget that important little "Home Depot" bridge between the two...
Common mistake. Don't beat yourself up about it.
I'm starting to think that Riches must be related to Jack Thompson...
The Da Vinci Code? Magna Carta? Statue of Liberty? Miles O'Brien? George W Bush?
He's suing inanimate objects and fictional characters? Good luck with that!
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George W Bush is a fictional character? That explains so much and is a great relief at the same time.
No, that was one of the inanimate objects.
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Looks like Pluto is off the hook. He calls it a "Planet".
Awww. Well at least it still explains alot.
Lawyers don't play the Kevin Bacon game anymore, they play the 1 degree of separation to Jonathan Lee Riches game.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
He is just telling you what those fat-cats at Blizzard don't want you to know! This has got a chance! Go, go crazy prison dude!
I should sue /. for forcing me to live in a fantasy universe where my input is considered, alternately, funny, insightful or merely overrated.
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I guess that's why he was suing GWB, since Bush used the weather machine to create Hurricane Katrina.
He must be lonely in prison.
Maybe we can arrange for him to get a new friend...
My favorite quote doesn't fit into 120 characters. Now no one will like me.
If he wants to sue Blizzard at least sue them for a real crime, like the warcraft reputation system.
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Isn't that when Sarah Palin will run for President? Perhaps she needs a running mate?
Apparently he doesn't realize that when google lawbot indexes this, it is gonna toss out all these random keywords, right?
Or is there some secret message in there somewhere?
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
Seriously, the guy is delusional. Insane. A nutter. Crazy. Over the rainbow. Bars in the window. Truly gone fishing. Out to lunch.
He's apeshit mad, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, idiotic, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nutty as fruitcake, of unsound mind, out of his tree, psycho, he's round the bend, a schizo, a screwball, he has a screw loose, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky.
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Ouch. He will want to be careful suing those Norse Gods, thier counter-suit will smite him dearly.
I'm not sure what "Jewish Mossad" is though. Is there a "Hindu Mossad"?
Yes, there is. They are not as good at intelligence, but their song and dance routines are legendary.
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That is cruel man... That is way worst than waterboarding.
I like how he sues the article "The". He'd probably have a better chance going after the preposition, "around".
I wonder if he could be transferred to an Alaska prison...
Nah. Just put him in a cell with an ex-lawyer from Florida.
That would be classified as cruel and unusual punishment...
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The two criteria were not mutually exclusive, you know. ;)
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You're driving your car, but they're riding their bikes there.
Yeah, but against which one?
Their guards