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Michael Crichton Dead At 66

Many readers have submitted stories about the death of Michael Crichton. The 66-year-old author of Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain died unexpectedly Tuesday "after a courageous and private battle against cancer," a press release said. In addition to writing, he also directed such sci-fi classics as Westworld and Runaway. Crichton was married five times and had one child.

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  1. Sad news ... Michael Chrichton, dead at 66 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just read some sad news on Slashdot - Sci Fi writer Michael Chrichton was found dead in his Los Angeles home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  2. Re:I don't think there's consensus by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been confirmed by Netcraft.

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  3. Re:I don't think there's consensus by fyoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would suggest preserving some of his dna for later cloning but chaos theory dictates that something bad would happen if we tried that. Not sure why, I'm not an expert on chaos theory.

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  4. A Giant Has Passed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Crichton was great author, but also a scientist. He was one of few people who warned about the the dangerous trend of mixing politics into science, especially in regards to global warming.
    His Aliens Caused Global Warming speech is a must read.

  5. Married 5 times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Holy hell that guy got around. I have only been married once and plan to avoid that trouble in the future.

    1. Re:Married 5 times? by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 3, Funny
      Divorced once: plausible deniability.

      Divorced twice: you make bad choices.

      Divorced three times: you're a ... challenge to get along with.

      Divorced four times: you're a colossal dick.

      Just some observations I've made about human nature throughout the years.

  6. Re:Recently finished reading Travels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Travels talks extensively about his beliefs in fortune tellers, auras, astral planes, and spending two weeks talking to a cactus.

    That was Marge Simpson, you insensitive clod!

  7. Re:Funny how you never see... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Funny

    They never say stuff like "after capitulating to cancer like a big pussy,"

    Well, at least one reputable news source has done so.

  8. The Wikipedia on Michael Crichton... by Mish · · Score: 5, Funny

    An earlier Wikipedia entry that told the truth about his death has been 'corrected'...

    Michael Crichton has died on November 5, 2008 after a long, private battle with a velociraptor.

    1. Re:The Wikipedia on Michael Crichton... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now there's a real tribute. Add in a few XKCD comics and you've got a proper shrine.

  9. reading the summary... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Funny

    I expected it to end with ...There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

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  10. berry fuddy by mblase · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Giant Has Passed

    Now, there's no need to poke fun at his height.

  11. Too soon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Years later scientists will find a mosquito encapsulated in amber and clone a whole theme park full of Crichtons

  12. easy solution by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    just make all of the clones of michael crichton you create female so they can't breed. of course, this approach ignores the possibility of spontaneous hermaphroditism or parthenogenic reproduction in a given population of unmonitored feral michael crichtons on say a large remote tropical island

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  13. Don't worry... by dexmachina · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...all we have to do is combine his DNA with some amphibian genes and resurrect him.

  14. Re:I'm sorry to hear it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Full Disclosure: he was always in a State of Fear in the land of the Rising Sun. He was on his way to the Lost World, betting his Odds On a Case of Need to Easy Go to the Next Timeline. After being attacked by the Eaters of the Dead, he was admitted to the ER in a Coma. Turns out he was, after all, The Terminal Man. Let us Prey for him. The funeral will be held at Jurassic Park.

    P.S: Did he Grave Descend by overdosing on his Drug of Choice?

    P.P.S: Too soon?

  15. Re:disagree strongly by SiriusStarr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yay for Godwin's Law!!!

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  16. Re:For those that don't get the joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Agreed, though I wouldn't call him a hack.

    Please. Just watch 'Twister' if you want evidence of Crichton's hackery.

    Jo Harding is a storm chaser. She chases tornadoes. Why does she do this? Because a tornado killed her father!

    Ugh.