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The Difference Between Men And Women

Posted by samzenpus on from the on-or-off dept.

That's a lot of dials.

8 comments

  1. A little inaccurate... by TheGeniusIsOut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All the dials and knobs on the Women's panel are labeled. If only it were that easy.

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    1. Re:A little inaccurate... by hotfireball · · Score: 1

      But most of them sometimes goes "up to eleven"... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven)

    2. Re:A little inaccurate... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      They aren't, the positions are just numbered... which means you hopefully know whether adjusting something is helping or not. Usually.

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    3. Re:A little inaccurate... by Xavyor · · Score: 1

      If only they actually had an OFF switch.

    4. Re:A little inaccurate... by VorlonFog · · Score: 1

      It's right there, the tiny thing in the middle between all the bigger stuff. (Look at the picture.) Tweak that little thing back and forth several times varying the frequency, and eventually they'll shut up for at least a few minutes, mostly because they're out of breath.

  2. Not that complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, my keyboard has more buttons than that.

    And I can type pretty good with one hand tied behind my back... or something.

  3. It's actually quite easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just turn the yellow one counter-clockwise as far as it will go and the right one of the small white ones above the green light (to the left) to the middle, that should work most of the time.

    Also, don't forget to increase the talking frequency if you visit somebody you don't want to talk with yourself.

    1. Re:It's actually quite easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it comes to women there is no standard model.

      Identifying the model is difficult bit.