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The World's Heaviest Robot

Roland Piquepaille writes "This distinction goes to a future autonomous version of the 700-tons Caterpillar mining truck. In this article, Discovery News reports that Caterpillar engineers and computer scientists from Carnegie Mellon University have teamed up to develop this autonomous truck. Japan-based Komatsu has already delivered autonomous mining trucks to its customers, but these are smaller than the Caterpillar ones. Both companies are transforming their trucks into 'robots' for three reasons. Improvements in safety, efficiency and productivity will reduce costs and increase availability."

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  1. All I Have to Say Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll be hearing from Shampoo's lawyers.

  2. Quick, tag this 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' by MrHanky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not that I think there's a huge chance that things will go wrong with, but think of how awesomely cool it would go wrong if it did.

    1. Re:Quick, tag this 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' by narcberry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, we're still claiming "The World's Heaviest Robot" even before the project collapses.

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    2. Re:Quick, tag this 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      says someone with the alias "kiddygrinder"

    3. Re:Quick, tag this 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' by Smauler · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't consider 2 million pounds moving at 42 mph "incredibly slow"

      You've obviously never waited in a queue at McDonalds then...

  3. Transformers by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which Autobot was a dumptruck?

  4. He's not heavy... by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    he's my brobot.

    Sorry.

  5. Megaweapon! by simonbp · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's Megaweapon!

    http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/Megaweapon

    Simon ;)

  6. Imagine... by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since no one has said it yet, "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these"...

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