Posted by
kdawson
on from the maze-of-twisty-stupid-tricks dept.
Wolfger writes "Continuing the recent(useful)stupidtheme: I've recently become a BlackBerry user, and I'm in love with the obvious(?) tricks, such as installing MidpSSH to access my home box remotely. But I'd like to know what more experienced Crackberry addicts can share."
Re:What the fuck?
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Anonymous Coward
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I've got a trick: masturbate upside down (lie on your back, put your legs up against a wall). That way you can shoot your sperm directly into your mouth. Then drink some salt water with a splash of vinegar.
Not a blackberry tip, per se, but most blackberry users are cum guzzling douches.
Research in Motion
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Anonymous Coward
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wasn't it cool when research in motion's stock was $132 a share 2 months ago
now it's in the shitter because the jews took all their profits and shipped them to israel
their stock symbol is RIMM because blackberries are for fucking faggots
Re:Don't let the battery run out
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Bert64
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Who knows, some ridiculous windows problems are accepted as "normal" by the same people, like the idea of having to reboot every day and such.
Let the magic smoke out
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swordgeek
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Pour some water on it--if that's not enough, then try flushing it or jumping on it. Or both.
Once the magic smoke has been let out of your Blackberry, I predict your productivity will go up tremendously.
(Hint: I despise blackberries. Terrible devices, designed badly.)
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"People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
Blackberry Users CANNOT Use Linux!
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filesiteguy
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As a current Linux user and current crackberry owner (I promise I did not send more than two messages while on Space Mountain yesterday!) I say that using one with the other is forbidden. I don't care if there are sourceForge projects that try to implement blackberry syncing on Linux nor is using usb over Virtualbox allowed.
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I've got a trick: masturbate upside down (lie on your back, put your legs up against a wall). That way you can shoot your sperm directly into your mouth. Then drink some salt water with a splash of vinegar.
Not a blackberry tip, per se, but most blackberry users are cum guzzling douches.
wasn't it cool when research in motion's stock was $132 a share 2 months ago
now it's in the shitter because the jews took all their profits and shipped them to israel
their stock symbol is RIMM because blackberries are for fucking faggots
Who knows, some ridiculous windows problems are accepted as "normal" by the same people, like the idea of having to reboot every day and such.
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Pour some water on it--if that's not enough, then try flushing it or jumping on it. Or both.
Once the magic smoke has been let out of your Blackberry, I predict your productivity will go up tremendously.
(Hint: I despise blackberries. Terrible devices, designed badly.)
"People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
As a current Linux user and current crackberry owner (I promise I did not send more than two messages while on Space Mountain yesterday!) I say that using one with the other is forbidden. I don't care if there are sourceForge projects that try to implement blackberry syncing on Linux nor is using usb over Virtualbox allowed.
We must keep Linux pure!!!
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