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Man Gets Caught In Sauce Jar

Posted by samzenpus on from the eharmony-could-find-you-no-match-at-this-time dept.

An Australian man with his penis caught in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 km/h car chase. The police found him stopped in a no-stopping zone, and became worried he might have a weapon after noticing he was doing something with his hands in his lap. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar. After a brief chase, the man was forcibly removed from his car and attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling." You have to admire his resolve. A search of the car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

7 comments

  1. In America we use apple pie. by Ouchie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what the advantages are of a sause jar. I also have some concern for the dog, someone should call PETA.

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    1. Re:In America we use apple pie. by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      A search of the car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

      All seemingly random items. They also found a ski mask, a crow bar, a tool chest, and a cd of (pick the worst sounding artist from his collection). Doesn't get anymore kinkier than that.

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    2. Re:In America we use apple pie. by ozphx · · Score: 1

      I love the phrasing that a "search of the car" uncovered a "jack russell terrier". Finding a dog in a car. Good work! Some top forensics experts mustve been involved in that case.

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    3. Re:In America we use apple pie. by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call PETA if I were you, the dog would only have a 10% chance of not being put down.

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  2. Jar-o-willy by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Theres willskey in the jar-o...

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  3. Taking recipe instructions too literally by cpudney · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...toss in a jar of pasta sauce...

    1. Re:Taking recipe instructions too literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking funny!!