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Man Gets Caught In Sauce Jar

Posted by samzenpus on from the eharmony-could-find-you-no-match-at-this-time dept.

An Australian man with his penis caught in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 km/h car chase. The police found him stopped in a no-stopping zone, and became worried he might have a weapon after noticing he was doing something with his hands in his lap. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar. After a brief chase, the man was forcibly removed from his car and attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling." You have to admire his resolve. A search of the car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

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  1. In America we use apple pie. by Ouchie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what the advantages are of a sause jar. I also have some concern for the dog, someone should call PETA.

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    "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." ~Ozzy Osborne
  2. Taking recipe instructions too literally by cpudney · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...toss in a jar of pasta sauce...