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Solar Wind Rips Up Martian Atmosphere

Posted by Soulskill on from the that-atmosphere-had-it-coming dept.

IHateEverybody writes "Scientists have found evidence that the solar wind is ripping off chunks of the Martian atmosphere, which could possibly explain why Mars has such a thin atmosphere today. The chunks are being ripped up along 'magnetic umbrellas,' which are bubbles of magnetic fields which rise from the ground and extend above the Martian atmosphere. This is surprising because scientists previously thought that these magnetic umbrellas protected the Martian atmosphere. Now it looks like exactly the opposite might be true."

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  1. Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ok this is what happening,

    my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

    see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

    and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

    so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

    "no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

    So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

    then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

    ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

    i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

    any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

    1. Re:Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      No so I got a glass of captain morgans. It tastes like puke and burns going down but I told her to drink the glass anyway and she did and she is asleep now. Do you think she will be better when she wakes up? Should I give her another glass?

    2. Re:Help- I Burned My Girlfriends Cooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      She's got hot butter, you've got crabs, why are you complaining?

  2. MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Moderators, if you do not mod the parent up, I will track down you by IP address and then find your homage, and then I will slaughter you until you die!