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Piano Left in Woods Stumps Police
A tuned and perfectly working piano abandoned in the woods has Harwich, Mass. police baffled. The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area. It took more than a half dozen men to haul it out of the woods and load it onto a truck. This is why it's best to pick a smaller instrument if you're going to run a bard. Almost every bard plays a lute for a reason. Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano.
Some poor sap has probably hired a musician and a waiter to propose to his significant other on a weekend hiking trip. And she was wondering why he packed a suit and her little black dress!
If a tree falls in a forest and hits a piano (or bard)...
You know, secludes himself in the forest to play some Bach and clear his mind.
Ever think of that? No, I bet you didn't.
Duh.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
...the people who left the piano there thought "Who's going to take it?"
some nosy broad that can't leave well enough alone. Big deal, a piano, in the woods. Lie it really matters? I mean look out! Those ravenous pianos can attack at any moment and krike mate, he'll bite your face off!