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Piano Left in Woods Stumps Police

Posted by samzenpus on from the put-that-anywhere dept.

A tuned and perfectly working piano abandoned in the woods has Harwich, Mass. police baffled. The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area. It took more than a half dozen men to haul it out of the woods and load it onto a truck. This is why it's best to pick a smaller instrument if you're going to run a bard. Almost every bard plays a lute for a reason. Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano.

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  1. Obligatory by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    If a tree falls in a forest and hits a piano (or bard)...

  2. Bag of piano holding! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    Duh.

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  3. I'm sure... by llvllatrix · · Score: 1

    ...the people who left the piano there thought "Who's going to take it?"

  4. Why is it always by Ynsats · · Score: 1

    some nosy broad that can't leave well enough alone. Big deal, a piano, in the woods. Lie it really matters? I mean look out! Those ravenous pianos can attack at any moment and krike mate, he'll bite your face off!