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Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors?
smee2 writes "In the past, when a family member died, you could look through their files and address books to find all the people and businesses that should be notified that the person is deceased. Now the hard-copy address book is becoming a thing of the past. I keep some contact information in a spreadsheet, but I have many online friends that I only have contact with through web sites such as Flickr. My email accounts have many more people listed than my address book spreadsheet. I have no interest in collecting real world info from all my online contacts. The sites where I have social contact with people from around the world (obviously) require user names and passwords. Two questions: 1. How do you intend to let the executors of your estate or family members know which online sites/people you'd like them to notify of your demise? 2. How are you going to give access to the passwords, etc. needed to access those sites in a way that doesn't cause a security concern while you're still alive?"
'To who it may concern. Please use the below username and password to inform the other posters at AlbinoAmazonAmputeeLovers.com of my sad demise.'
I have a password keeper on my Palm and my Blackberry. At the moment, every password and game keycode are in the Palm but I need to export that out and into something similar on the computer so I can back it up.
[John]
Shit better not happen!
I mean the guy is everywhere with the survivors... on the island, in the desert, etc. etc. If anyone can arrange electronic access for my Survivor TV show, it'll be Jeff.
TDz.
I've notified all of my Myspace friends that if they don't hear from me for a 48 hour period, it is likely that I am dead and they should just assume that is the case.
the password to all my accounts and encrypted partitions is
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I don't plan on leaving any survivors. I plan on taking everyone out in one fell swoop.
Kill yourself in such a spectacular fashion that it will make the rounds on the net. Then anyone you would have wanted to inform about your demise would see the video, say "Oh, that's so you," and thus be informed.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
I'm relatively young, so I haven't put a lot of thought into this, but my best friend knows all the personal account names and passwords I use for everything. He would be able to get into any of my accounts with a few guesses. I don't have a comprehensive list of everything, but the main stuff would get worked out.
And before you security nuts go crazy about telling other people your passwords, keep in mind this is a person I trust above anyone else...even my own close relatives. If I can't trust him, then I must live a truely miserable life of denial full of people who dislike me. I also don't tell him any of the admin passwords at work, as A) other people have acces to those, and B) They aren't my passwords to give out, even though I know he would do no harm (hell he'd probably manage the network better than half our admins...)
Oh, I also know pretty much all his passwords too...so...yeah, he better not try anything :-)
You really expect us to believe that? How do we know this isn't him posting?
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Just put in my will: Please update my facebook status....question being, what would it say...? "Joe is wormfood, see ya soon".
CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
Dear sir, are you suggesting that similar content has been published on Slashdot on separate occasions?!
He's lucky. My dad left me a smirky painting in the Louvre and a series of clues in ancient Parisian churches that I had to hunt down.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
I guess you aren't aware of the true meaning of BFF. I'm sure Kamokazi's friend would gladly die before giving out his Facebook password.
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What if your house sets on fire, and you're standing on the front walk watching it burn when a firetruck shows up and runs over you?
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
Okay, so here's what you do. You keep a padded, heat-resistant safe in an upstairs room of the house. Mount wheels on it, and place it on an inclined track, facing toward a pre-scored section of thinner wall. Rest it against a swing gate or chock held shut by a locking device made of lead. If your house starts on fire, the heat will melt the lead, the gate will open, and the safe will roll down the incline, bursting through the wall and landing safely in the yard, outside the major heat zone.
Of course, you have the problem of your house becoming a flaming safe-launcher as well as being on fire... I'm sure that can all be worked out in the implementation.
Information wants to be free.
Entertainment wants to be paid.
You just want to be cheap.
Dear anonymous coward,
We regret to inform you, that VeNoM0619 has perished... in the real world. He has advised us in his will to inform his online accomplices of his early demise. Also, that 4 strength, 4 stam leather belt, is his, and will not be given away.
Hope this has brought nothing but sadness and unnecessary bad news to your once bright and cheery day,
Anonymous Family Member
Disclaimer: I am not god.
We may not be created equal
But we can be treated equal.
My dad probably would have found it funny too. We both have/had a sick sense of humor.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx
Don't worry -- in the event that his ring is lost, the secret chamber behind the bookshelf in the study contains a handwritten journal, containing the account of the time his arch-nemesis attempted to steal the ring and ended up with the celtic ruins burned into the skin of his left hand, along with seven riddles that, when solved, reveal the nemesis's identity. His family need only to find the secret chamber by pulling on the tail of the bronze monkey statue (you can't miss it, the framed portrait of Napoleon hanging on the wall opposite is looking directly at it) and they will be set on an exciting quest to track down the dark stranger and recover the ruins by dusting for handprints on his cane.
If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
You store your porn in a deposit box at a bank?! Neat!
+1, Rube Goldberg
sudo eat my shorts
my kids can find their own damned pr0n
Damn that's an awesome setup!
I really want to kill you now just to see your system in action!
I stole this Sig
Well you just made his
:)
-- Death threats and persons of interest file
Let us know if you get picked up
A loop, by its nature, continues. If that didn't make sense, start reading this sentence again.
Well you just made his
-- Death threats and persons of interest file
Let us know if you get picked up :)
Oh don't worry about that.
I'm routing my session through your router.
I stole this Sig
I wrote a script that automatically logs onto all my IM accounts and email accounts and says: "xous has not reset death timer in 72 hours. Attempts to contact him have failed assuming deceased." Originally, it also initiated another script of mine that began purging and secure erasing my file server. After setting it off a few times and having to restore from encrypted backups during drinking binges I decided to increase the timer to two weeks. I wonder if it's over kill?
Although I was given "The Da Vinci Code" this was only after someone else had given me "The Va Dinci Cod" which makes it very difficult to take the former seriously!