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Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors?

smee2 writes "In the past, when a family member died, you could look through their files and address books to find all the people and businesses that should be notified that the person is deceased. Now the hard-copy address book is becoming a thing of the past. I keep some contact information in a spreadsheet, but I have many online friends that I only have contact with through web sites such as Flickr. My email accounts have many more people listed than my address book spreadsheet. I have no interest in collecting real world info from all my online contacts. The sites where I have social contact with people from around the world (obviously) require user names and passwords. Two questions: 1. How do you intend to let the executors of your estate or family members know which online sites/people you'd like them to notify of your demise? 2. How are you going to give access to the passwords, etc. needed to access those sites in a way that doesn't cause a security concern while you're still alive?"

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  1. More to the point, would you want them to? by Channard · · Score: 4, Funny

    'To who it may concern. Please use the below username and password to inform the other posters at AlbinoAmazonAmputeeLovers.com of my sad demise.'

    1. Re:More to the point, would you want them to? by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 4, Funny

      'To who it may concern. Please use the below username and password to inform the other posters at AlbinoAmazonAmputeeLovers.com of my sad demise.'

      Do it Da Vinci Code style. Lie naked in you pool of blood leaving them clues about Leonardo's paintings! It will be like an Easter Egg chase only everyone will be sad and miserable...

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    2. Re:More to the point, would you want them to? by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      It will be like an Easter Egg chase only everyone will be sad and miserable...

      Redundant much?

    3. Re:More to the point, would you want them to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi everyone. This is CmdrTaco's mom. I found him in the basement all dead. He said I should post it here.

      By the way, what is this 'Goatse' thing I see referenced all over Taco's computer? Should I open it?

    4. Re:More to the point, would you want them to? by manifoldronin · · Score: 5, Funny

      And apparently the "Post Anonymously" checkbox doesn't work....

      Did you try "Posthumously"?

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    5. Re:More to the point, would you want them to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia Goatse opens itself.

      And how.

    6. Re:More to the point, would you want them to? by Dan541 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Facebook should introduce a "Dead" status.

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  2. It's assumed by GMonkeyLouie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've notified all of my Myspace friends that if they don't hear from me for a 48 hour period, it is likely that I am dead and they should just assume that is the case.

  3. Survivors? by ChinggisK · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't plan on leaving any survivors. I plan on taking everyone out in one fell swoop.

  4. do the easy route by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kill yourself in such a spectacular fashion that it will make the rounds on the net. Then anyone you would have wanted to inform about your demise would see the video, say "Oh, that's so you," and thus be informed.

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  5. Re:BFF by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm relatively young, so I haven't put a lot of thought into this, but my best friend knows all the personal account names and passwords I use for everything. He would be able to get into any of my accounts with a few guesses. I don't have a comprehensive list of everything, but the main stuff would get worked out.

    And before you security nuts go crazy about telling other people your passwords, keep in mind this is a person I trust above anyone else...even my own close relatives. If I can't trust him, then I must live a truely miserable life of denial full of people who dislike me. I also don't tell him any of the admin passwords at work, as A) other people have acces to those, and B) They aren't my passwords to give out, even though I know he would do no harm (hell he'd probably manage the network better than half our admins...)

    Oh, I also know pretty much all his passwords too...so...yeah, he better not try anything :-)

    You really expect us to believe that? How do we know this isn't him posting?

  6. Facebook by COMON$ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just put in my will: Please update my facebook status....question being, what would it say...? "Joe is wormfood, see ya soon".

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  7. Re:Other Ask Slashdots... by mattwarden · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear sir, are you suggesting that similar content has been published on Slashdot on separate occasions?!

  8. Re:Very simple.... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's lucky. My dad left me a smirky painting in the Louvre and a series of clues in ancient Parisian churches that I had to hunt down.

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  9. Re:BFF by Sneftel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess you aren't aware of the true meaning of BFF. I'm sure Kamokazi's friend would gladly die before giving out his Facebook password.

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  10. Re:Very simple.... by FLEB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, so here's what you do. You keep a padded, heat-resistant safe in an upstairs room of the house. Mount wheels on it, and place it on an inclined track, facing toward a pre-scored section of thinner wall. Rest it against a swing gate or chock held shut by a locking device made of lead. If your house starts on fire, the heat will melt the lead, the gate will open, and the safe will roll down the incline, bursting through the wall and landing safely in the yard, outside the major heat zone.

    Of course, you have the problem of your house becoming a flaming safe-launcher as well as being on fire... I'm sure that can all be worked out in the implementation.

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  11. Re:Very simple.... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    +1, Rube Goldberg

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  12. Re:Very simple.... by inerlogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    my kids can find their own damned pr0n

  13. Re:Very simple.... by quantaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn that's an awesome setup!

    I really want to kill you now just to see your system in action!

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