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Suggestions For Cheap Metrics Eye Candy Software?

Banquo writes "I have a friend who has a small datacenter (SQL/Mail/IIS/File Repository ... 5 or 10 servers) and he was saying that his boss wants to see some kind of 'visual display of changing metrics' — Net/server/sql stats with moving lines and graphs and pretty colors. Basically they want something to display on a big LCD panel that will give a tiny bit of 'Wow' factor to customer visits. Back in my datacenter days I saw a million packages to do this stuff, but I was always blessed with an IT budget for metrics/monitoring. Can anyone suggest a free/cheap package that will make pretty moving pictures, moving lines, graphs, etc. from server/net stats? There's no worry about actually using this for real data tracking or metrics purposes. He has a pretty robust log/alert/metrics setup, but command line is a little too dry for marketing purposes. I jokingly suggested he just use a looped flash animation but he actually does want stats that are coming from and reflect his environment. Anyone know of any cheap or free data center stats/metrics 'Eye Candy' software out there?" Better yet, can you think of any particularly interesting ways to display that sort of information?

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  1. Screensaver by agendi · · Score: 5, Funny

    We use the Matrix screen saver. Senior management were very impressed at how hard our datacenter was working.

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    1. Re:Screensaver by Gemdog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or were they looking at the girl in the red dress?

    2. Re:Screensaver by Sentry21 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't even see the code anymore, all I see is bomb, BSOD, kernel panic...

  2. A dozen xterms... by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...each running 'tail -f' on a log file.

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  3. Re:rrdtool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    as you can see from this graph our Santa projections for next quarter are very promising.

  4. Nagios+R2D2 by kermit1221 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know nothing about Nagios. But whatever you do, it should be displayed via R2 Unit

  5. Re:Ganglia by Iamthecheese · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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