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Study Confirms That Cars Have Personalities

Ponca City, We love you writes "A study has confirmed that many people see human facial features in the front ends of automobiles and ascribe various personality traits to cars. Forty study participants assessed cars based on a system known as geometric morphometrics by viewing high-resolution, 3D computer reconstructions and printed images of 38 actual 2004-06 car models and rating each model on 19 traits such as dominance, maturity, gender, and friendliness, and if they liked the car. Study participants liked best the cars scoring high in the so-called power traits — the most mature, masculine, arrogant, and angry-looking ones. Researchers theorized that over evolutionary time, humans have developed a selective sensitivity to features in the human face that convey information on sex, age, emotions, and intentions. The lead researcher explained, 'Seeing too many faces, even in mountains or toast, has little or no penalty, but missing or misinterpreting the face of a predator or attacker could be fatal.'"

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  1. Dupe by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

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    1. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Further studies show that people ascribing animalistic qualities to inanimate objects are idiots!

    2. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even further studies show that square, pedantic nerds with no creative imagination are extremely boring people!

    3. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And final studies confirm that only the parent was funny.

  2. Difference between a porcupine and a BMW? by mveloso · · Score: 4, Funny

    With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside! // old joke // had 3 bimmers, miss them all

  3. That's not all by sqrt(2) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cars not only have personalities, they have souls! Every morning I beseech the machine spirit of my car to start the engine and have it run smoothly and reliably. It's worked so far.

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  4. Re:Of course... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Japanese cars seem to go for this. The most blatant example is the Miata.

    And then there are badass cars like this. To misquote Firefly, 'A man drives down the street in that, people know he's not afraid of anything.'

  5. Re:The weak submissive value face over engineering by bitrex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope to someday be able to purchase an internationally-marketed mass produced automobile that speaks to my own sense of individuality. I will perhaps get a GMC Acadia, but with a towhook package, or a Volkswagen Golf with a turbocharged engine instead of normally-aspirated and an iPod dock. I will then most likely get a tribal tattoo. I'm young, tech-savy,cyber-edgy and stickin' it to society's traditional values!

  6. Re:Of course... by Yoozer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which makes you wonder if the machines will exploit this sort of this thing when they take over, e.g. by making Terminators look non threatening.

    Hello Kitty says you have to come with her if you want to live.