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Grey Lines Mar MacBook Air Displays

adamengst writes "Numerous users have been complaining about grey lines that muddy the crispness of the displays of the recently updated MacBook Air. Doug McLean explains the problem in TidBITS, along with what Apple appears to be doing about it."

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  1. "Muddy the crispness"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, is this an audiophile forum now? I can only assume the lines fluff up the felty softness too.

    1. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      The problem is that these users are not conditioning their laptop displays before use. It's well known you need to play a very diverse video before any actual use so that the screen is "exercised" and ready for use. they get stiff after sitting off for a while.

      Also using directional USB cables as well as cleaning the keyboard with a gold based cleaning solution will help enhance the crispness of the display.

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    2. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by LMacG · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, marking around the edge of the display with a green felt-tip pen will keep all the pixels in proper alignment.

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    3. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by AdamPee · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't start out with too diverse video, your computer could pull a driver. Instead, start off gently, something like a screensaver, and move on to something a little more rigorous as it warms up.

    4. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gold is passe now.

      Platinum coated Low Oxygen titanium with iridium tips are what is needed now.

      Also be sure that your Ethernet cables are of quality. http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp# is the only cable that is worthwhile for any performance computing.

      using a lesser cable will cause muddyness.

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    5. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife flipped out and left me when I bought those instead of paying the mortgage last month. Too bad for her that she's not here to enjoy the cleanest USB signal I've ever seen!

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    6. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 4, Funny

      For just $49.99 (+S&H) I will send you my patented green felt-tip pen pixel alignment tool. It's alcohol-free ink is designed maximize the pixel aligning properties associated with green felt-tip pens.

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    7. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gold is passe now.

      Platinum coated Low Oxygen titanium with iridium tips are what is needed now.

      Also be sure that your Ethernet cables are of quality. http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp# is the only cable that is worthwhile for any performance computing.

      using a lesser cable will cause muddyness.

      Agreed. It is also very important to ensure you use teh uni-directional Ethernet cable properly. It uses a special extruding and annealing process to line up all the electronic data pipes properly so that you get maximum data throughput in the download direction while limiting upstream traffic within ISP limits. If you install it backwards, as one of my cow orkers did, you'll severely limit your connection speeds since you are now throttling the download speed. His connection went from 2400 baud dialup speeds to past T1 after I simply reversed the cable. Don't bother to buy any of the special oxygen blocking gels that people tout for covering the connectors to prevent corrosion and maximize conductivity. They actually are harmful - you need a little bi-metallic corrosion between the connectors to ensure a nice, tight electrical bond; that's why your speeds go up after you've warmed up the cable and let it break in. I never disconnect my Ethernet cable from my MacBook for that very reason. I always disconnect at my router and carefully wrap the cable around my MacBook for travel. I hope this helps. HAND.

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    8. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by theaveng · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>>Thank you, Captain Obvious, for that enlightening post.

      That's alright. Captain Obvious trumps Seaman Asshole.

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    9. Re:"Muddy the crispness"? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      The nuances come from the computer DAC chip's ability to turn 1's and 0's into sound, and that's where audiophiles should spend their money, not on a $500 gold-plated cable.

      I believe you missed this particularly helpful feature:

      Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer.

      Your 1's and 0's aren't getting anywhere without some directional markings to let them know which way they're going. Of course, Denon made a mistake by showing the directional marking (a double-sided arrow) in their product picture. Now all manner of hardware hackers will be simply using a magic marker to apply this wonderful feature to their bargain-basement cables. It won't work quite as well as the professional screen-printed version Denon provides. But then that level of quality is beyond the hardware hacker.

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  3. It's all how you look at it by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one, think that a few grey lines make a display look distinguished.

    1. Re:It's all how you look at it by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly, they are speed lines to make the Mac even snappier!

    2. Re:It's all how you look at it by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you can use for the point releases for the OS and the finder too. For example: "Apple just released OS 10.4.x and even though the patch notes say there were only unrelated security and bug fixes, the finder feels snappier!" This is attributable to well-documented ability of the chips in Apple computers to overclock themselves by sensing the level of smug satisfaction and air of superiority of the user. :)

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  4. Quit Complaining! by decalod85 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Mac SE from 1988 had all grey lines! You kids and your 'color' monitors...

  5. Re:Step 1: Deny everything by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, you totally got this one wrong. You missed the very vital step (see below)

    Step 1: Make expensive laptops with a shitty display.
    Step 2: Start another ad with an undergrad making fun of his computer science professor.
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: Profit!

  6. Re:tag: appleispants by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note this only makes sense in English. In American, the phrase means 'x is trousers,' which is quite nonsensical.

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  7. Re:tag: appleispants by foo+fighter · · Score: 5, Funny

    And "x is rubbish" is a British phrase meaning "x sucks".

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  8. Re:tag: appleispants by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Note this only makes sense in English. In American, the phrase means 'x is trousers,' which is quite nonsensical.

    Nope, it's not English versus American. You're thinking of British versus American. In the English dialect, the correct phrase would be "jolly bad show, old chap" or the alternate form "cor blimey, guv'nor, one is not amused".

  9. Re:Not fair by value_added · · Score: 5, Funny

    You PC-using commoners just don't understand good design ascetics.

    Some days, there just aren't enough words ...

  10. Re:tag: appleispants by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Modern English, one would throw in a few "faakin caarnt" as well, or risk not being understood.

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  11. Re:tag: appleispants by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 4, Funny

    In California it means an evil baseball team.

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