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I remember watching Scarlett Johansson's opening scene in "Lost in Translation" and thinking that the whole movies should be about laying around in t-shirts and panties. I had no idea that Scarlett's beauty was enough to drive someone insane.
from ************
to samzenpus@slashdot.org
date Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 12:25 AM
"Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way! Her close friend Serge G. P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION. H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science."
I enjoy it when people include real world problems with their rants, like somehow connecting our karma system with geopolitical politics makes their mail more than just a tantrum.
from **********
to posting@slashdot.org
date Tue, Jan 15, 2008 at 12:15 PM
"What the heck do you think you are playin at B4 you start banning the likes of me start readin some of the crap that is posted by other (usually anon cowards) nad clobber them full stop .
And as for this Karma thing yea well hey man get outta the 60's yes i been there then got a life maybe i dont conform to the holy American way of life but the world is NOT RULED by the US of A and never will be , Maybe i dont share the wet frilly knicker outlook but at least i dont HIDE MY NAME behind some false identity you want scary there the ones afraid to be identified in case someone disagrees with them me i dont give a toss want to disagree your welcome but dont expect no easy ride i BITE ! :@ screw karma talk the truth ."
I pulled pranks on classmates in college. Who hasn't? Locking keys in cars, completely dismantling someone's loft, and putting syrup of ipecac in drinks, all fairly standard stuff. It never occurred to me to make a "jizz puck" to slip under anyone 's door.
Date: Mon, 01 May 2006 00:26:36 -0400
From: *******
To: slashdot@slashdot.org
"Given that these e-mails are accessible to the college, threats should not be made towards ***** (we don't want another harassment suit).
Threats should not be made to him in person (obviously), but I do agree about the piss pucks under the door.
Other recommendations include:
-Vacuum cleaner his door at 4am and have everyone scramble.
-If you get sick (cold/flu/mono/etc), be sure to talk to him about your problems for a good loooooong time...to make you feel mentally better (and to bring a smile to everyone else's face).
-Leave the alarm clock on in your room when you leave.
-Have "invitation/members only" parties in the hall with guards at the doors.
-Store your jizz in plastic bags. Freeze and utilize "piss puck" idea. (*******, you just sick enough to do this.)
-Offer "peace offerings" of Pruno
*******
P.s. The "jizz puck" should not actually be considered.
P.s.s. He's from Russia or something, hence the "funky" name."
Cmon /., is this really news for nerds? Give it up. You don't need to be web 2.0 for us to love you.
A simple reply: "Go sell crazy someplace else. We're full up here." Ages ago, while selling computers at $BIGCOMPSTORE, I had a guy come in who was convinced that the people at Netscape were spying on him (this was back about '99). He insisted that he needed a new computer, and wanted a Mac because they don't have the same "intrusion issues Windows computers have." He buys one... Has us remove the modem and network port. Goes home. Three days later, he's back in and "this computer is infected too!" He was insistent that the fiends at Netscape had used a satellite to beam in programs to spy on him via IrDA. We politely took the computer back, then refused to sell him another, as this was the 5th one in a month he'd bought then returned, and the manager suggested he seek medical attention. The world is just chock full of crazy. Of course, that just means they fit in at /.
Because publishing it just encourages more of it. I'm sure by now even more of the weird mail you get is trolling by people who want to see how outlandish they have to act to get attention and mention on the front page.
Get off my launchpad!
Dear editors. Please remove Idle from the RSS feed. Or at least prefix every idle story with the word "IDLE." That way we can avoid reading this crap by accident.
This is only a fair thing to do. Many of us enjoy reading Slashdot. But Idle does not belong on this site. If you want to post this crap, please keep it as separate as possible.
Yeah, that "back" button on your browser takes just a little too much effort to click on, huh?
The reason the nutty ones aren't funny to me is because I know exactly where they come from: Schizophrenics. And I don't mean the pop-psychology conception of schizophrenia as somehow being equivalent to "multiple personalities", I mean people with the actual disorder of schizophrenia, as in "A Beautiful Mind", not "Sybil". Paranoia and conspiracy theories are very common in schizophrenics, as are long rambling writings that are grammatically correct but nearly incomprehensible. If you want to see all kinds of the stuff, try working in a congressional office. They get deluged with the stuff.
It's funny the first few times, but gets old very fast when you start to see how sick these poor people really are. They literally can't help themselves, their brains send them bad information.
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=Scarlett+Galabekian&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f
This is thing everywhere...
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"The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more."
For a Scarlett Johansson clone? hmm. Ok. Sign me up.