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RIAA Sues 19-Year-Old Transplant Patient

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Just when you think they've reached rock bottom, it seems the RIAA always finds room to sink a little lower. This time they've sued an innocent, 19-year-old transplant patient, hospitalized with pancreatitis and needing islet cell transplants. Although the young Pittsburgh lady claims that she did not infringe any copyrights, she failed to answer the complaint in time, and a default judgment was taken against her. A Pittsburgh area lawyer has stated that he will represent her pro bono and make a motion to open up the default."

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  1. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by elnico · · Score: 5, Funny

    You probably should have put "IANAL" somewhere in that post.

  2. Dying by yog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, they really are bottom feeding now. I guess we can expect to see future headlines like these:

    RIAA sues Alzheimer patient; he responded "What's a computer?"

    DHS: RIAA suspected of links with Al Qaeda.

    RIAA raids wedding reception, arrests groom for illegal downloads. Bride sues.

    RIAA spokesman praises Mumbai attacks: "The gunmen targeted downloaders."

    Space Piracy: RIAA sues NASA over bittorrent client they claim is running on ISS computer.

    Foster care agencies warned by RIAA: downloaders are criminals regardless of adoption status.

    RIAA sues Dell, HP, Acer for $10B: "computers are nothing but piracy tools".

    RIAA accuses NYC opera company of infringement: "Aria sounds too similar to RIAA"

    RIAA claims dead man's organs as compensation for "lifetime of piracy".

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    1. Re:Dying by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      RIAA sues Somalis for piracy, Somalis return fire

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    2. Re:Dying by thearkitex · · Score: 5, Funny

      RIAA sues pregnant woman and husband for conspiring to create another potential pirate?

    3. Re:Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      RIAA sues Alzheimer patient

      Yeah, for downloading the same song 47 times.

    4. Re:Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      RIAA sues pregnant woman and husband for conspiring to create another potential pirate?

      Not very likely. Have you seen any pregnant husbands around lately?

    5. Re:Dying by halcyon1234 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Space Piracy: RIAA sues NASA over bittorrent client they claim is running on ISS computer.

      RIAA sues entire universe over ever-expanding light-shell of radio broadcasted music.

    6. Re:Dying by Kooty-Sentinel · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sir, just made my day. I successfully chortled coke through my nose.

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    7. Re:Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Obligatory bash.org quote:

      #104052 +(11604)- [X]
      [NES] lol
      [NES] I download something from Napster
      [NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
      [NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
      [NES] "getting my song back fucker"

  3. I find it amazing by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it amazing that not only is there a 19 year old out there who doesn't download music, but the RIAA managed to find them! I mean what are the odds that a 19 year old the RIAA sues, HAPPENS to be one of the very few who don't pirate?

    The odds are simply staggering. Why if the RIAA had those odds when it came to the lottery, they wouldn't need to sell music anymore.

  4. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by vvaduva · · Score: 4, Funny

    You need to infringe on the rights of one of these posters and rip one...for posterity's sake :)

  5. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the sentence ended in a period wouldn't that just be bad grammar?

  6. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    calm down, fluffy... he was just implying the parent post hadn't a clue about when countersuing is possible.

    that or he likes things in his rectum a lot.

  7. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by dmbasso · · Score: 5, Funny

    even the densest judge won't swallow the idea that a fetus can somehow use a computer from inside the womb.

    so that video I found on the internet, with a girl and a computer, the thing she was doing with the mouse wasn't teaching the fetus how to use the computer??? o_O

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  8. Off-topic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would like to take a moment to thank everyone for their liberal use of the IANAL acronym, because every time I get to read it as "I anal" and chuckle a bit to myself. Yes, I have the sense of humour of a ten-year-old sometimes.

  9. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by Vexorian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is it RIAA stories always end with someone mentioning that he performs anal?

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  10. Re:How is their health relevant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Being a bigoted maggot, I fail to see what right you have to speak of decent people. ;-)

    Well, since, as you say, you're a "bigoted maggot", I guess it doesn't matter what you "fail to see".

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  11. Re:IANAL, so a question by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    When human life is involved, this case regarding the RIAA's profits should take a back seat in any civilized and just society.

    Agreed, but what about in the USA? :) /me ducks

  12. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by Faylone · · Score: 4, Funny

    In case you're serious, IANAL is an acronym for "I am not a lawyer" Related acronyms for those that ARE lawyers, there are also IAAL TINLA(I am a lawyer, this is not legal advice) and IANYL(I am not your lawyer)

  13. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by Brad1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In case you're serious, IANAL is an acronym for "I am not a lawyer" Related acronyms for those that ARE lawyers, there are also IAAL TINLA(I am a lawyer, this is not legal advice) and IANYL(I am not your lawyer)

    or IUWTMA

    (I use way too many acronyms)

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  14. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Funny

    IANYL(I am not your lawyer)

    What about IANNYCL?

  15. 10,000 Dead RIAA Lawyers... by Il128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    On the bottom of the ocean. What do you call that? A good start.

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  16. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    IANNYCLBMHWCIOTT.
    (I Am Not New York Country Lawyer But Maybe He Will Chime In On This Thread).

    IANYCL.
    SW?

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  17. Re:Why doesn't somebody countersue them by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey guys, what's up?

    Oh, sorry I thought someone called me...

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