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The Mouse Turns 40

Smivs writes with an excerpt from the BBC marking the anniversary of what may be the most famous tech demo outside Trinity site: "The humble computer mouse celebrates its 40th anniversary today. On 9 December 1968 hi-tech visionary Douglas Engelbart first used one to demonstrate novel ways of working with computers. The first mouse that Dr Engelbart used in the demo at the Fall Joint Computer Conference (FJCC) was made of wood and had one button. Much of the technology shown off in the demo inspired the creation of the hardware and software now widely used. ... The mouse, which was built by Bill English, helped Dr Engelbart demonstrate how text files could be clipped, copied and pasted as well as showing ways of using computer networks to collaborate on projects or co-edit documents." According to the article, "A day of celebration is planned in California to mark the 40th anniversary; with many of the researchers behind the original demo reunited to mark the event."

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  1. Celebration? by clam666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're rejoicing over an input device?

    No keyboard monument? Or was it overshadowed by the typewriter?

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  2. In other news by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The mouse was seen at the local Maserati dealership evaluating cars with his 20-something year old girlfriend.

    1. Re:In other news by philspear · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait, USB has been around 20 years? I didn't know they were even an item, I just thought they were fooling around.

    2. Re:In other news by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I were that mouse, I would steer clear of USB...I hear she'll let just about anyone in to her "ports".

  3. Re:Priorities, people, priorities by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh come on, we already have a special event for when an Illinois politician gets busted for corruption...we call it "Tuesday".

  4. Obligatory review comment by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny

    One button. You have to take your hand off the keyboard. Lame.

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    1. Re:Obligatory review comment by theaveng · · Score: 3, Informative

      P.S. I remember when I first used a PC, I kept wondering why I needed a second button. Back then (Win 3.1) the right mouse button was rarely used. The left button would be well-worn while the right button still looked new. It took a couple years for Microsoft to invent the idea of right-button context menus. (Or maybe that should be stole? The Commodore Amiga had been using right button menus since 1986.)

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    2. Re:Obligatory review comment by srussia · · Score: 4, Funny

      jesus christ. it's been 40 years and the mouse still ONLY has 2 buttons? wtf?

      It's been 7000 years and the WHEEL still comes in just ONE SHAPE? WTF?

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    3. Re:Obligatory review comment by Garganus · · Score: 2, Informative

      however many you want.
      curve of constant width Known of since the 1800s at the latest. Oo, found it; this video is more fun and has been around for almost 50 yrs.

  5. Not just mouse: the mother of all demos by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What was amazing wasn't just that he unveiled the mouse, but pretty much launched the concept of personal computing as we know it today, including many of the metaphors we take for granted in the modern graphical OS, as well as video communications, email, hypertext... amazing scenes.

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  6. Congrats by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aw, and it doesn't look a day over 30.

    Except it lost its ball. Pretty sad to lose a ball while you're in your prime.

    1. Re:Congrats by Justin+Hopewell · · Score: 4, Funny

      The child in me finds this funny. The adult in me finds it hilarious.

    2. Re:Congrats by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except it lost its ball. Pretty sad to lose a ball while you're in your prime.

      It may have lost its ball, but look at what it gained...a frickin LASER!

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    3. Re:Congrats by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except it lost its ball. Pretty sad to lose a ball while you're in your prime.

      Oh, I don't know...I hear losing a ball makes it easier to win the Tour de France, so it might not be all bad.

    4. Re:Congrats by Conditioner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) http://www.neystadt.org/john/humor/IBM-Mouse-Balls.htm

    5. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, I don't know...I hear losing a ball makes it easier to win the Tour de France, so it might not be all bad.

      Ecch, if you really think Lance Armstrong's battle with cancer made anything "easier" for him, you're woefully mistaken.

      Dude, it's been over ten years. We can officially make jokes about it and you are allowed to laugh about it. Especially because he himself has done so (see Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story).

  7. Mouse??? WTF by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, this is Slashdot. We don't use freakin mice around here. Keyboards are always faster

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  8. Mouses by IainMH · · Score: 4, Funny

    And lets be clear. The plural of computer mouse is most definitely not 'computer mouses'.

    1. Re:Mouses by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is Meases and I hate them to pieces!

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    2. Re:Mouses by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We'll begin with box, and the plural is boxes.
      But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
      Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese.
      Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

      You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice,
      But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
      If the plural of man is always called men,
      When couldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

      The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,
      But the plural of vow is vows, not vine.
      And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,
      But I give a boot - would a pair be called beet?

      If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
      Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
      If the singular is this and plural is these,
      Why shouldn't the plural of kiss be nicknamed kese?

      Then one may be that, and three may be those,
      Yet the plural of hat would never be hose.
      We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
      But though we say mother, we never say methren.

      The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
      But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim!
      So our English, I think you will all agree,
      Is the trickiest language you ever did see. I take it you already know
      Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
      Others may stumble, but not you
      On hiccough, thorough, slough, and through?

      Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
      To learn of less familiar traps?
      Beware of heard, a dreadful word
      That looks like beard and sounds like bird.

      And dead; it's said like bed, not bead;
      For goodness sake, don't call it deed!
      Watch out for meat and great and threat,
      (they rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

      A moth is not a moth in mother.
      Nor both in bother, broth in brother.
      And here is not a match for there.
      And dear and fear for bear and pear.

      And then there's dose and rose and lose --
      Just look them up -- and goose and choose.
      And cork and work and card and ward,
      And font and front and word and sword.

      And do and go, then thwart and cart.
      Come, come, I've hardly made a start.
      A dreadful language? Why, man alive,
      I'd learned to talk it when I was five.

      And yet to write it, the more I tried,
      I hadn't learned it at fifty-five!

      Original Source Unknown..

    3. Re:Mouses by theaveng · · Score: 2, Informative

      The English language made a lot of sense when it was still Germanic. It had a logical flow.

      Then the damn French took-over the island and English became a multilingual language with contradictory grammar rules. Around the year 1500, the damn pronunciation change. For example: "knicht" was originally pronounced the way it was spelt, and therefore easy to read, but suddenly it became pronounced as "nite". Why? Who the hell knows??? And finally, as if the language wasn't already fraked up, the linguists decided "knight" was the proper spelling because they thought the word came from Greece... even though our Anglo-Saxon ancestors came from Asia, not Greece.

      And thus we have a language that is part French, part Greek, part German, follows contradictory rules, and spells words based upon verbal pronunciations ("k-night") that nobody has used for over five centuries.

      Yeah.

      You'd think someone would come along and say, "Enough is enough" and start spelling English the way it sounds: "Enuf is Enuf".

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    4. Re:Mouses by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "You'd think someone would come along and say, "Enough is enough" and start spelling English the way it sounds: "Enuf is Enuf"."

      Already happening! The generation of SMS messengers and facebook status updaters are already setting off down this path.

    5. Re:Mouses by OglinTatas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The poem (and one line in particular) reminds me of a book of essays by Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss) called "The Tough Coughs as He Ploughs the Dough."
      It's been a long time since I read the book, but the style of your poem could easily pass for a Seuss work (though there are uncharacteristic awkward parts in the above example, for example the kiss line).

      I'm not saying it is from that book, nor that Geisel wrote it. I believe the book contained his work from his twenties and early thirties. But it might be fun to read that book if you haven't done so.

  9. Copycats by Fri13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? They have copied the "one button mouse" idea from Apple!! Damn Copycats!! Thats why Apple needed to invent the Mighty Mouse so there would not be so many copies!

    1. Re:Copycats by jandrese · · Score: 3, Funny

      As as Slashdotter, I resent the implication that I am not, in fact, a mammal.

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  10. I can't do with these new fangled inventions by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't do with these new fangled inventions. They don't help. They just slow you down. In my day with a few "vi" keystrokes I could out edit any wysywyg app.

    :wq

    :wq!

    (what's happening. How do I get out of this)

    1. Re:I can't do with these new fangled inventions by ciderVisor · · Score: 5, Funny

      vi - The WYSIWTF editor.

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  11. Guess what else is 40 years old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story: How to clean your mouse This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. "Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, properly trained personnel should only attempt replacement of mouse balls. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."

  12. Re:Priorities, people, priorities by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Governor of Illinois has been arrested on charges of selling a senatorship to the highest bidder and we're celebrating the birthday of a fucking mouse?

    1.) Not everybody is reading this story from Illinois.
    2.) The mouse has already survived longer than this scandal has any hopes of being remembered.
    3.) What are we supposed to do, collectively worry about what this guy has already done?

    We're not Borg and you're not superior for having a spaz attack over it.

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  13. Re: The Mouse Turns 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... cleaning mouse balls jokes turn 39.

  14. Fun with captions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had a good laugh at the photo caption: "The basic workings of a mouse have changed little in 40 years".

    The way I remember it, the mouse progressed from two perpendicular wheels on the bottom, to a ball that drove two internal wheels with an optical encoder. to optical mice using a reflective pad. to optical mice using surface image capture. And that's not to mention the mouse-like devices in between (trackpoint, touch pads, trackballs...) and permutations of mouse features (wireless, multiple buttons, scroll wheels). Saying that the mouse has changed little is like saying that TVs have changed little in 40 years.

  15. Re:Priorities, people, priorities by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Holy shit. This guy is right! How naive we've been! We've been reading news about technology on a technology focused website while this whole time our technology news site should have been posting items that have nothing to do with technology! What kind of crazy mixed up world is this!?!

  16. used oscilloscopes years before memory chip by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Computer screens as we know them, did not start becoming generally available until the mid 1970s. The breakthrough was an inexpensive memory chip large enough to hold 5 by 7 patterns of ascii characters 5 x 7 x 40 (1400 bits) and 80 x 48 screenfull of characters (19K at 6 bits per character). A bit of memory cost about $1 until Intel introduced the first kilobyte chips in 1970 (two years after Englebert's demo) dropping the bit price to pennies in mid 1970s. Then it became practical to sell character computer terminals. Before then computer users used punchcards, punchtapes, teletypes, and line printers.

    These were character screens however. Graphics screens took another 10-15 to become personal. The first generation were programmable oscilloscopes, i.e. vector drawing machines. They had their special graphics languages, e.g. GKS, that emulated pen plotters. Limited bit map grapics came in the meantime. Steve Wozniak is famous for one baroque scheme of graphics in the Apple II. It wasnt pure bitmap as we know today. Xerox PARC sold the first B&W bitmaps at $30K a pop ($120K in 2008$). Then about 1980s the first general purpose color raster screen computers came out. At $30K a terminal these were shared in a lab. That was because a megabyte still cost $10K. Finally as memory prices dropped "workstation"-class computers came out around 1985 giving each scientist their personal graphics screen. This was SUN Microsystems original product.

    In 2008 I bought a $7 cellphone with 64K pixel color graphics screen.

  17. Re:Priorities, people, priorities by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh come on, we already have a special event for when an Illinois politician gets busted for corruption...we call it "Tuesday".

    I thought it used to be called "Daley?"

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