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'Lab On a Chip' Made From Paper and Tape
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at Harvard University have developed a microfluidic device using ordinary paper and tape. Squares of paper are layered and connected with adhesive tape, channeling liquid horizontally and vertically in a very small area. Each square of paper has been treated with photoresist material, which creates channels that funnel liquid into tiny wells containing certain proteins or antibodies. The fluid interacts with that area of the paper and turns the well a certain color. It can, for example, detect varying concentrations of glucose. Lead researcher George Whitesides says such paper 'lab on a chip' tests may lead to a cost-effective, portable, and accurate method for diagnosing diseases in countries lacking reliable health care. The research appears in the current issue of the Proceedings of the National Academies of Science."
I need lab on a chip for my bung hole.
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The correct solution is pretty obvious. You have the watcher and downloader walk into a talent agency. The watcher says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The downloader says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." "First I come out, wearing a tuxedo, playing Brahms. Just as the music reaches a crescendo, the downloader in an evening gown runs on stage and undresses me before dancing provocatively on top of the piano. Just as I finish playing the song with my cock, the downloader strips and does a backflip off the piano in a split on stage. Once her naked ass hits the floor, my 7 year old daughter and 13 year old son rush on stage juggling flaming lawn darts. the downloader does a handstand and catches the lawn darts in her cunt, she then manages to queef them out, making her the third part of this juggling act. The queefs force her to squeeze out a few turds, which I eagerly start smearing on my naked body, which arouses me quickly. Once I'm fully aroused my daughter and son take turns blowing me while the downloader straps on a monstrous dildo and begins reaming each child while i ejaculate in the eyes of my offspring. Once I cum, I run into the audience, shit-covered body still sticky with cum and grab my parents and in-laws to involve them into the act. I strip them all nude and instruct them to start a circle jerk while screaming racial slurs. So my father and my father-in-law start screaming, "Fuck the niggers" while mutually masturbating, and my mother and mother-in-law begin diddling one another and chanting, "I hate spics and jews!" Once they reach a geriatric climax, the downloader uses their ejaculate to lube up her fist which she uses to start fisting me. As my asshole is violated, I start playing double dutch with my kids, and once they get tangled in the ropes, start a torrid 69. All the sucking and slurping cause my in-laws and parents to get aroused again and they start sodomizing and fisting one another. The downloader at this point has completely started dry-heaving, so she vomits all over my ass and my back. I line up each of my family members who take turns licking the chunks of spew off my back and out of my ass. By now my children have to defecate so I tell them to shit in each other's favorite orifices. My son, ever the trooper takes a thick, dense shit in his sister's vagina while my daughter shits in my son's nose. My young daughter also conveniently starts her menstrual cycle shortly thereafter, and the menses and boy-shit in her cunt make for great lube, as each of my in-laws begin fucking my daughter. My son, blinded in shit, heads back to the piano and does his best Stevie Wonder impression while the downloader runs back into the audience to grab a toddler from the crowd. She begins stuffing this child into her vagina, while my parents begin screaming how she's possessed by Satan and start performing a nude exorcism on her. The power of christ compels them to kill the toddler, which also makes it easier to cram into the downloader's lovehole. By now, I'm so horny and aroused that I start fucking the dead baby inside the downloader while my young son starts licking my asshole and fingering his paternal grandparents. My in-laws finish abusing my daughter and start wrestling each other, which culminates in a huge powerbomb through the piano bench. The impact shatters my mother-in-law's hips, leaving her crippled. The strain of the throw caused my father's bad heart to seize, and he collapses in a heap on the stage. As he gurgles and foams at the mouth, my daughter runs over and begins rubbing her shit covered pussy lips all over my crippled mother-in-law. The downloader grabs the wooden shards of the piano bench and begins playing her father's dying body like a xylophone. My son pulls his tongue out of my asshole and begins sucking his dying grandfather's cock. I diall 911 and cal