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Black Hole At Center of Milky Way Confirmed

Smivs writes "The BBC are reporting that a German team has confirmed the existence of a Black Hole at the center of the Milky Way. Astronomers tracked the movement of 28 stars circling the center of the Milky Way, using the 3.5m New Technology Telescope and the 8.2m Very Large Telescope (VLT) in Chile. Both are operated by the European Southern Observatory (Eso). The black hole is four million times heavier than our Sun, according to the paper in The Astrophysical Journal. According to Dr Robert Massey, of the Royal Astronomical Society (RAS), the results suggest that galaxies form around giant black holes in the way that a pearl forms around grit."

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  1. I guess that... by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...dark matter makes a black perl?

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    1. Re:I guess that... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess that the black hole formed a long time ago around some hot grits, way back when that was funny.

    2. Re:I guess that... by zish · · Score: 2, Funny

      I knew it! Science is trying to Knack^h^h^h^h^hNacre us!

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    3. Re:I guess that... by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've seen Black Perl, it was ALL regular expressions. So many that there was a regular expression event horizon, with only preceding elements escaping and at the center was a nondeterministic finite automata. Quite a sight.

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    4. Re:I guess that... by Ikcor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most Milky Ways have a creamy nougat center.

    5. Re:I guess that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you, a sixth grade science teacher? I think we all get it, thanks.

    6. Re:I guess that... by Prof+Dodecahedron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Faster than light travel is not possible in this universe, so your idea is bunk.

      Furthermore, time travel is a ridiculous concept that belongs only in bad science fiction, not serious discussion.

      I'm not even going to bother trying to explain to you WHY these two facts are true, just try THINKING a little bit about what you are saying, inevitably you will come up with a whole host of logical impossibilities that result from your idea.

      APPARENTLY YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF TIME CUBE TECHNOLOGY!! TIME CUBE ALLOWS FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL THROUGH 5TH DIMENSIONAL ROTATION OF TIME CUBE!!

    7. Re:I guess that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So hold up a sign.

      "Hi Mom!"

  2. Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy, that sucks.

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. This is conclusive proof that the human race is circling the drain.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to say by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

      The black hole is four million times heavier than our Sun

      Don't worry, I hear black is a very slimming colour. :)

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, the Big Clam, must state on behalf of the spirit of the Great Mollusk, creator of all galaxies, that your utterance has doomed you to boil in the Eternal Bouillabaisse of Damnation! Please repent, and join us for an eternity of bliss, wrapped in the warmth of the Great Chowder In The Sky.

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  3. OMG we are all going to die by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on folks its time to have fun with the arts students again. We are all going to die because as we know a black hole sucks everything into it and these guys have only just discovered it which means it must be new so it can only be a matter of days/weeks/months a year at most before our solar system is devoured by this giant black hole.

    Run for the hills, there is no escape.

    Ahhh arts students, the sort of people who fall for the "di-hydrogen monoxide is potentially lethal but the government are letting it into our water supplies".

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    1. Re:OMG we are all going to die by cjfs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahhh arts students, the sort of people who fall for...

      At least they make good venti iced soy mochas ;-)

    2. Re:OMG we are all going to die by GMonkeyLouie · · Score: 5, Funny

      I swear to God, this one guy in a philosophy class I was in was telling some girl about the limits of science, and how there are just so many things we don't know for sure.... he goes:

      "Take water for example" ::air quotes with his fingers and sarcastic voice:: "H Two Oh?" ::exasperated superiority:: "We don't know that!"

      I spent an entire fifty minute lecture secretly pointing a laser pointer at his genitals, doing my part for the human race.

    3. Re:OMG we are all going to die by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only the ones with masters degrees.

      I cant stand the Soy Mochas from undergrads. Ick.

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    4. Re:OMG we are all going to die by daigu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your contempt for arts students doesn't say much about art students, but it sure says a lot about you.

  4. It always bothered me... by cjfs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that they have names (Antu, Kueyen, Melipal, Yepun) for the individual telescopes in the VLT, but could only come up with "very large telescope" for the whole array.

    Please include at least a transformers reference in the next one. Thanks.

    1. Re:It always bothered me... by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm convinced that the array names are an in-joke at this stagelike the Severe Gravitas Shortfall and the like in Iain M. Banks' work. I believe that the next European super-telescope was to be called the "Preposterously Large Array" or similar.

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  5. Re:About time! by zaxus · · Score: 5, Funny

    >"four million times heavier than our sun"

    Can we please stop with the "yo mama" jokes? Please? :-)

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  6. Re:About time! by Andr+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll have a proof as soon as the CERN guys turn on the LHC. Just wait!

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  7. Re:About time! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well... how can we prove black holes exist ?
    (I mean... the astrophysics thing)


    Good thing you put the 'astrophysics thing' on there. Otherwise we might have seen one of the few instances where a goatse link would be considered ontopic.

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  8. So we've found life? by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...or the remants of it, anyway.

    Someone at the center of our galaxy obviously beat us to getting their Large Hadron Collider working before we did.

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  9. Yes, that makes lots of sense. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny
    galaxies form around giant black holes in the way that a pearl forms around grit

    Exactly. The pulsars emit gamma rays like the dung beetle emit pheromones. The planets circle their star like insects circle a dome light in the porch. Analogies form in the mind of submitters and editors of slashdot the same way driftwood washes up in the beaches of South Carolina.

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    1. Re:Yes, that makes lots of sense. by snspdaarf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Analogies form in the mind of submitters and editors of slashdot the same way driftwood washes up in the beaches of South Carolina.

      Soaking wet, and surrounded by syringes and condoms?

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  10. Re:About time! by S.O.B. · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we had absolutely no proof, or means of testing it, it would be considered a 'hypothesis'.

    You mean 'religion'. Oooops, did I say that out loud?

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  11. Re:About time! by Analogy+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll have a proof as soon as the CERN guys turn on the LHC.

    And if so we will have a remarkably short period of time to write a paper about it.

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  12. Excuse me? Like a pearl? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    So black holes are irritating to the Great Space Oyster which deposits stars, dust, and gas around it to prevent irritation?

    There's my nomination for worst science analogy this year.

  13. Time effects by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Due to the huge time distortion of such a massive black hole, PBS NOVA aired a show on the same subject 3 months ago http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/blackhole/ Seems the German research got sucked back in time and used to show the orbits of the stars around the black hole.

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  14. I'm scared now by arkham6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When i heard that there were black holes in other galaxies, i was fine with that, since they are so far away. But now i hear there is one in OUR galaxy? That's kinda scary, since its so close to us!

  15. Re:About time! by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Funny

    A 6 Digit /. ID trashing a 3 Digit ID. For goodness sake man where are your manners ?

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  16. Re:About time! by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender nods hello, then does a doubletake.
    "Hey friend," says the bartender, "you know you got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

    "Aye," says the pirate, "it's drivin' me nuts."

  17. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So God's in the black hole or what ?

    "What does God, need with a spaceship?"

    couldn't help it.

    To get the full Shatnerism, you need some, more, commas ;-)

  18. Re:About time! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    And if so we will have a remarkably short period of time to write a paper about it.

    Academic paper writing... you're doing it wrong!

    The way it works is that the paper is written in advance, with blank spots for the data and the graphs that can be plugged in, and then they do the experiments. With mocked-up data and graphs as backup. So don't worry, they should be able to have the paper out very quickly. :)

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  19. Re:Excuse me? Like a pearl? by DarthSensate · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome the Great Space Oyster and await the judgment of its Great Fleshy Foot!

  20. Re:We're living in an accretion disk by nevillethedevil · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right...time to hit the gin.

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  21. Re:Real proof! by Voyager529 · · Score: 2, Funny

    All drains lead to the ocean!

  22. Re:About time! by sexybomber · · Score: 4, Funny

    For example the integral of [ e^nx * e^-mx dx] is 1/(m-n)[e^nx * e^-mx] when n=m this requires dividing by zero but if you spot the mathematical trick that m=n is a special case when you are integrating [0 dx] and so get x

    SAAAAAAAAAAVED BY ZEROOOOOOO

  23. Re:About time! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're talking about nonphotonic light, of course.

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  24. Re:About time! by Kagura · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know what this "rest mass" hub-bub is all about. My photons never hold still when I put them on the scale. Jesus Christ the Holy Savior of Our People help me if I ever try to give them a bath, I'm usually lucky to get out of there alive.

  25. Re:About time! by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Funny
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  26. Re:About time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They turned it on, but didn't do the universe-destroying stuff yet, only the destroying itself stuff.