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How a Rogue Geologist Discovered Diamonds

prone2tech writes "Both NPR and Wired are running stories about how nearly two decades ago, a dogged, absentminded Canadian geologist named Charles Fipke who was practically down to his last nickel when he discovered diamonds in the Northwest Territories. Back then there was no such thing as a Canadian diamond, and today, Canada is the world's third-largest producer. The story behind the addition of Canada to the ranks of diamond-producing nations leads back to this one man. His discovery started the largest staking rush in North America since George Carmack found gold in the Klondike a century earlier."

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  1. I think... by HexaByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    he's a shining example of some who works really hard!

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    1. Re:I think... by LMacG · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, he's a many-faceted, brilliant man.

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    2. Re:I think... by Huntr · · Score: 5, Funny

      A real gem.

    3. Re:I think... by JCSoRocks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Almost a diamond in the rough you might say.

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    4. Re:I think... by db10 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A stony fellow of flawless character.

    5. Re:I think... by BobReturns · · Score: 5, Funny

      Such a hard worker he's classified as 10 on Moh's scale. Too much of a geologist geek joke? Probably.

    6. Re:I think... by TheSpoom · · Score: 3, Funny

      You might in fact say that he is a Canadian diamond, discovered by Charles Fipke in the Northwest[ERROR: STACK OVERFLOW]

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  2. Re:He's not really a rogue. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Americans love the cliché of "outcast made good".

    Here in North Korea we prefer the cliché of "outcast crushed by the omnipotent Party"

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  3. Re:Soon to be worthless by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Funny

    When your wife finds out you spent $5 on a perfect diamond that was made in a lab instead of by the Earths natural and loving embrace, you will find out how loving and warm your couch is...

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  4. Re:Soon to be worthless by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until carbon-neutral means depositing your factory's (or car's) exhaust as diamond?

    Actually, that would be kinda cool. Too bad DeBeers would assassinate anyone who even thought about develo

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  5. Re:Soon to be worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you only spend $5 on the diamond you can afford a warm, loving couch.

  6. Re:Soon to be worthless by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a service to the scumsucking cartel community, I have the following suggestion for marketing to preserve the value of natural diamonds:

    "Was your diamond worth dying for?"

    Some sort of subtle; but strategic, insinuation that (like the oh so glamorous Helen of Troy) every woman wants a war fought over her might also be in order.

  7. Re:Soon to be worthless by mrbobjoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too bad DeBeers would assassinate anyone who even thought about develo
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  8. Re:He's not really a rogue. by Kijori · · Score: 2, Funny

    You think you're disappointed? I read it as "rogue gynecologist".

    Once again reality has let me down.

  9. Re:I thought it was a mortgage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Suing each other is your national hobby, isn't it?

    Beats curling, at least.

  10. Re:Soon to be worthless by Sique · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean like in the old joke about the party at the Nouveau Riche's, where the host proudly presents a bottle of wine: "I got this one for $1000!", when one of the guests replies: "Idiot! I know where you can get the same wine for $1500!"

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  11. Re:He's not really a rogue. by cylcyl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in grade 9, half of the guys in my class had a crush on her.

    And as we all know, if you crush her hard enough, she'll turn into a diamond