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Meteorite Destroys Warehouse In Auckland, NZ
vik writes "According to local media, multiple eye witnesses are reporting that a meteorite crashed into a warehouse in Auckland, New Zealand last night, setting it on fire. The warehouse roof was destroyed but no nearby buildings were damaged and there was only one minor casualty — a man who happened to be inside the building at the time. The fire service have not yet made an official announcement."
Do insurance companies cover stuff like this?
How in the hell do you have a MINOR casualty? What, was he only a little bit dead?
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Any connection to Palin's church?:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/13/palin.church/index.html
Table-ized A.I.
Perhaps it was a politician?
An illegal alien struck on Earth by a meteorite! That's what I call a justice!
Ezekiel 23:20
[citation needed]
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
An illegal alien struck on Earth by a meteorite! That's what I call a justice!
That's what I call an hero!
LOL, Or a lawyer
Table-ized A.I.
Workers compensation officer: How exactly did you get hurt?
Man: God smote me down
Boss: Don't mind Bob he's still a little shellshocked. He was struck by a meteorite. Or is that meteor. Was it a meteorite once it hit the roof or was it only a meteorite once it hit Bob?
Workers compensation officer: Well then if he can't even tell what hit him, we can't pay him can we?
Man: God smote me down, I tell you!
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I'm not dead!
'Ere. He says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
He isn't.
I'm not!
He will be soon. He's very ill.
I'm getting better!
You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.
Have gnu, will travel.
In the UK, the equivalent to the ER department at a hospital is normally referred to as the casualty department, where they don't just deal with dead people.
There wouldn't be any point, would there?
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Thank god for the recession, there might have been more people in that warehouse!
now that's some damn eloquent shit right there. give this man his Pulitzer.
"Will the town be renamed Smallville, NZ?"
No.
The Smallville part isn't necessary as it is in New Zealand.
I reserve the write to mangle english.
"How in the hell do you have a MINOR casualty?"
Under 18.
I reserve the write to mangle english.
Usually, minor means no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops... depending on the breaks
I haven't seen anyone commenting on whether it might have been the bag that chick astronaut lost...could the guy sue NASA for comp then?
How do you know this wasn't due to war? My first thought when I read this story was that is was from the bugs.
On behalf of all New Zealanders living outside of Auckland, why couldn't the meteorite have been a little bigger?
Like a captain casualty but with slightly fancier stuff on his shoulders.
According to TV, three persons of minor importance work late in warehouses:
1) Janitors: expendable, first to die in alien invasions, zombie infestations, etcetera, the "canary in the coal mine" for unusual events.
2) Accountants: semi-expendable, often targets for bizzare assassination plots because they know too much.
3) Henchmen guarding illegal operation/loot: highly expendable. Usually die at the hands of an action hero.
Since the guy survived he's not a janitor, and the absent tell-tale trail of destruction confirms he's not a henchman either. So he must be an accountant, which means this wasn't simply a random meteor hit but an assassination attempt disguised as a meteor, a feat only possible my an evil mastermind with greater plans afoot.
This could mean the end of the world as we know it! PANIC!!!
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Warning: To those looking to read the comments on this story below, don't bother. 75% of the comments below this line are about their use of the word "casualty" and whether it refers to "deaths" or "deaths and wounded". After a huge discussion on it, we finally get a couple comments, but then a new thread picks right on up and people start talking about it again!
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There are very few interesting comments on this story.
... and won millions of dollars, with which he bought the warehouse where he used to work. He got these numbers from a friend he met in a "local institution".
He's going to fly to Los Angeles tomorrow. ;-)
It was on the news this morning a mother in AR, who had kill her three kids. They are taking the three babby back to New York too a lady to rest. My pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots.
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
Seriously, lamest first post ever. Some warehouse in New Zealand was just smitten SimCity style by a meteorite. Appreciate the epic-ness of the event.