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A Sixth Region In the Magnetosphere

Roland Piquepaille writes "As you probably know, Earth's magnetosphere, 'the invisible bubble of magnetic fields and electrically charged particles that surrounds and protects the planet from the periodically lethal radiation of the solar wind,' was discovered in 1958. Until now, it was believed to comprise five regions, including the ionosphere or the Van Allen radiation belts. Now, a US research team has discovered a sixth region, called the warm plasma cloak."

69 comments

  1. offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, what's with the red? is it because of the magnetosphere?

  2. It's velvety soft, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least according to Magneto, who says he's been sleeping in it since it was discovered.

  3. Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What is the impact of this discovery, to those who don't understand?

    1. Re:Huh. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like a magnetic sleeveless trench coat. I mean, it is a cloak, right?

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    2. Re:Huh. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Not much really. It will make their models of the effect of solar storms a small fraction of a percentile more accurate, but it is nothing the lay man should even care about.

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    3. Re:Huh. by theillien2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there a magnetic dagger to go with the magnetic cloak?

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    4. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some days I wish I was a lay man.

    5. Re:Huh. by mail2345 · · Score: 1

      Yep, solar flares will due a nice job of stabbing any of earth's magnetic fields/cloaks.

    6. Re:Huh. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have no freaking clue, man.

      Oh, wait, you said to those who don't understand, not from.

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  4. Warm plasma cloak = Earth's Blankie? by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

    Earth wants its blankie! Elmo can't have it.

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  5. Now we see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its been a warm, fuzzy protector for years, but we are only now waking up to see what it truly is.

    Um, I for one welcome our newly found warm plasma overlords!

  6. Mmmm toasty... by djpeebz · · Score: 1

    A warm plasma cloak sounds like the ideal seasonal gift. Where do I get one?

    1. Re:Mmmm toasty... by glittalogik · · Score: 4, Funny

      Go to any swingers' club and loudly announce that you want to be covered in warm plasma.

    2. Re:Mmmm toasty... by beav007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, a US research team has discovered a sixth region, called the warm plasma cloak.

      I don't get how they actually got the name. Did it have a label on it when they found it? Did they ask it what its name is?

      Seems to me that that should read "Now, a US research team has discovered a sixth region, and have called it the warm plasma cloak."

    3. Re:Mmmm toasty... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny

      More to the point, what are the stats on that cloak? Can my hunter have one?

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    4. Re:Mmmm toasty... by Whiteox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Impossible! You need to take a girl with you or they won't let you in.

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    5. Re:Mmmm toasty... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Meh, it's all fire damage. Useless to hunters.

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  7. Fail by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Vanderbilt's website.

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  8. ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't it time to stop with the "ohnoitsroland" tags? While the guy used to annoy the hell out of me with his blogwhoring links, he actually cleaned up his act - his contributions nowadays link to real articles instead of his blog, and some of the stuff he links to is actually quite good...

    /Posting anonymously to avoid the -1 Offtopic mods I'm sure to get

    1. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Start tagging his articles "hoorayitsroland" and everyone else will join in.

    2. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't it time to stop with the "ohnoitsroland" tags?

      Slashdot tradition is more important than any one single person here. It's bigger than any of us, except maybe Natalie Portman, petrified.

    3. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As right as you may be, I still get a chuckle every time I see the "ohnoitsroland" even though it may not be a bad thing. He's like a character here on slashdot.

    4. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been trying to tag "frequent Slashdot contributer Bennett Haselton"'s articles "ohnoitsbennett" but so far it hasn't caught on. :(

    5. Re:ohnoitsroland by Fumus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Karma's a bitch, eh?

      "Anonymous (Coward) never forgives"

    6. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, just as soon as the Eds post the accepted/rejected ratio for Roland so we can see how it compares with the rest of us.

    7. Re:ohnoitsroland by ozbird · · Score: 1

      "The price of freedom [from blogwhoring] is eternal vigilance."

    8. Re:ohnoitsroland by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I don't pay attention to that ... I just filter out blogwhoring and retarded stories, for the most part. So, being out of the loop, I thought Roland in the tags referred to King Roland, especially given the subject matter of this particular story.

    9. Re:ohnoitsroland by dkf · · Score: 1

      Sure, just as soon as the Eds post the accepted/rejected ratio for Roland so we can see how it compares with the rest of us.

      Hang about. Have you looked at the firehose? The amount of crap that gets submitted to the editors is just amazing. Roland seems to be good at writing just the right amount to make a good story, and so gets accepted frequently. Got a beef with it? Write plenty of good stories yourself. (It's very hard to do well; I've tried...)

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    10. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been doing "ohgooditsroland" for a while now. He stopped with the blog-whoring, and he delivers far more interesting content to Slashdot than some of the editors do.

      I mean, his posts aren't Science.Ars or anything, but sometimes they're the most interesting thing on the front page.

    11. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small men compare their achievements to those of others. Great men compare their achievements to their own goals.

    12. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang about. Have you looked at the firehose? The amount of crap that gets submitted to the editors is just amazing. Roland seems to be good at writing just the right amount to make a good story, and so gets accepted frequently. Got a beef with it? Write plenty of good stories yourself. (It's very hard to do well; I've tried...)

      What, you think Slashdot submissions are accepted based on whether they're good, well-written stories?

      You must be new here...

    13. Re:ohnoitsroland by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1

      Hang about. Have you looked at the firehose? The amount of crap that gets submitted to the editors is just amazing. Roland seems to be good at writing just the right amount to make a good story, and so gets accepted frequently.

      You do realize that the question of Roland's accepted/rejected ratio and his apparent Slashdot spam has been a hot topic here LOOOONG before the firehose was created right? It isn't just "good writing" that gets him posted.

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    14. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that a small contingent of losers spend far too much time deriding this guy for no fucking reason, right?

      Surprise surprise, unsocialized nerds on the internet are assholes. Color me shocked.

    15. Re:ohnoitsroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it time to stop with the "ohnoitsroland" tags? While the guy used to annoy the hell out of me with his blogwhoring links, he actually cleaned up his act - his contributions nowadays link to real articles instead of his blog, and some of the stuff he links to is actually quite good...

      /Posting anonymously to avoid the -1 Offtopic mods I'm sure to get

      Nice Try, Roland. But we're on to you.

  9. Eh, I've had better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Replied the magnetosphere, in reference to the above comment.

    1. Re:Eh, I've had better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you saying it has a different orientation? Perhaps it would prefer Polaris?

  10. Only wraps around 3/4 of the planet... by RabidMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but it used to fit, back when the Earth was in High School. It seems we have already succumbed to Global Fattening.

    1. Re:Only wraps around 3/4 of the planet... by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems we have already succumbed to Global Fattening.

      Strange how Texas always seems to be the epicenter for these things.

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    2. Re:Only wraps around 3/4 of the planet... by Chrisje · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is that a troll?

      It's funny and pretty accurate. The US is one of the fattest nations on the planet, and most of the fattest cities are located in Texas. This has been documented.

      That's not a troll unless you happen to be an obese Texan with mod points. Sadly I can neither moderate nor meta-moderate right now, but that 0 Troll is undeserved.

    3. Re:Only wraps around 3/4 of the planet... by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1

      ...but it used to fit, back when the Earth was in High School. It seems we have already succumbed to Global Fattening.

      You know, some people actually believe that to be literally true.

      See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjgidAICoQI

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    4. Re:Only wraps around 3/4 of the planet... by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1

      (Disclaimer: I don't.. just sharing)

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  11. Uh oh... by dexmachina · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somebody'd better warn Cory Doctorow

  12. Warm Plasma in a bottle by Nethead · · Score: 1

    So, will my solid-state ham radio still work or will I have to dig out the vacuum tube rig?

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  13. stupid parsing brain by haaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I was sitting here trying to figure out how there could be a sixth religion, much less any religion, in the magnetosphere.

    Further proof, as if any were needed, that I am a Dork.

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  14. Obligatory xkcd by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://www.xkcd.com/493/. Since your personal hero is apparently our current president, however, I'm not going to predict when he's going to die. But the last surviving member of That 70's Show bites the dust in 2049, however :D.

    1. Re:Obligatory xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milla Kunis will only be 66 in 2049. Some of the other cast members are young enough for it to be reasonable for them to still be alive as well.

  15. As you probably know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do you expect most readers to know that the magnetosphere was discovered in '58?

  16. Warm plasma cloak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    + 60 stamina
    + 100 defense
    + 10 agility

    [can only be worn by large solestial bodies]

    1. Re:Warm plasma cloak by phillous · · Score: 1

      tanking cloak?
      /pass

      "Warm Plasma Cloak" sounded more like a spell damage cloak if you asked me... probably with mp5 or spirit which would fit my priest quite nicely.

  17. say ....what? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I am not sure how to take this, are we supposed to now split the ozone into continents, and know which of these continents represent which area.....seriously, I believe that the ozone as one layer
    no need to waste time splicing up the ozone into regions, unless you plan to patent something in a particular zone a la M$.

    1. Re:say ....what? by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Ah. So you see the atmosphere and magnetosphere as this large "thing" about which the only interesting tid-bit would be the Ozone layer? Did you read the Article? Or this wiki? Or anything on our solar system for that matter?

      The Ozone layer predominantly exists in the Stratosphere and it has no inherent connection to this article about the Magnetosphere. Let's just put it like this: Ozone layer makes sure we don't die because of too high concentrations of high frequency UV. The Magnetosphere makes sure we don't die because of the barrage of charged particles the sun spews at us all the time.

      Since they both seem to enable our continued existence, I for one welcome our magnetosphere researching overlords. Always good to know what is needed to keep on living.

      How Microsoft enters this picture just boggles the mind. I'm not sure what you've been eating, but if I were you I'd lay off the MJ.

    2. Re:say ....what? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Your right, absolutely right when you say I did not read the article...
      But you did not answer my question, even though you did educate me on the difference abouit the ozone layer and the magnetic layer (thanks for that).

      WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF DEFINING REGIONS TO THE MAGNETOSPHERE?

    3. Re:say ....what? by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1
      We don't know yet, and we may not know for some time.

      It's good to know that there are separate regions and their approximate locations. This will help some future student understand some strange phenomena he/she has noticed. This will lead to a better model of just what the magneto-shere is and does.

      This may help people locate and identify planets with the potential for life by identifying their magneto-spheres. This may also help us understand just what we need to survive here, as in Global Warming.

      Yeah, I know some of you may be rolling your eyes, but if we did not understand the Ozone layer we might not have understood how dangerous our current activities are until it was much too late.

      Bottom line: science and understanding how the Earth works in ALWAYS in our best interests!

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  18. 7th Region by Whiteox · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a 7th region just beyond the 6th region, but it's not been discovered yet.

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  19. I for one by MarkoNo5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our new magnetospheric region.

  20. Magnetosphere by ben2umbc · · Score: 1

    A sixth? I didn't know there was five. Thanks science!

  21. Do we care? by Rytr23 · · Score: 1

    Isn't the whole "magnetoshpere" going away anyways? Shouldn't we be spending time looking at how to save the planet from becoming Mars V2? Or it could just be those silly poles flipping again..

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    1. Re:Do we care? by GradiusCVK · · Score: 1

      So even though this makes it clear that we do not even understand the fundamentals of the magnetosphere, we should stop wasting time trying to understand it and just focus all our energy on trying to change it...

      Possible punch-lines:
      Al Gore, is that you?
      Let me go out on a limb here and say you drive a hybrid and think people who don't are "ignorant"...
      Quick, everyone turn on all your electrical devices to help reinforce Earth's magnetic field!

    2. Re:Do we care? by aidian · · Score: 1

      Yes, we care. The magnetosphere both affects radio propagation and protects us from solar radiation. Since I guess I'm the only person on /. left who's over age 12, let me remind you of the major blackout that happened in 1989 from a solar flare that pounded right through what geomagnetic protection we've got. It killed some satellites, iirc, and fried a large chunk of the canadian power grid. The magnetosphere is useful and interesting, and knowing how it works can at least prepare us to... look forward to any coming apocalypse... Hmm.

      Aside from that, some re-figuring of how propagation works to take advantage of this new layer for long-range radio communication may occur, if possible. It could result in a new something to bounce radio waves off of, and that's always exciting.

      Either way, it gives us data about our environment.

      So yes, yes we do care, because we care about SCIENCE! *finger thrusting into the air*

      Otherwise, no, feel free to not give a shit. :D

  22. Q: Do we care? A: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the cosmic scheme of things nobody cares.

  23. Yummy by scottgfx · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmm, a warm plasma cloak, covered in rich dark chocolate, and inside is a chewy nougat center!

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  24. Not quite right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The article doesn't get the name quite right. It's a +1 Warm Plasma Cloak. Can't just go defending against radiation without some kind of bonus!

  25. Warm Plasma Cloak and Dagger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, now the Earth is involved in cloak and dagger affairs?

  26. Nexus-Prince Shaffar drop? by j_edge · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure I saw the Warm Plasma Cloak drop off the Nexus Prince in Mana-Tombs on Heroic...