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  1. Re:Is it in Gemini? on Sun's Twin Discovered — the Perfect SETI Target? · · Score: 1

    There be dragons.

  2. Re:What an appalling title on Apple Loses Tablet Battle In Australia · · Score: 2

    "Samsung p0wns Apple." FTFY.

  3. Re:Can it convert on 11 Amazing Things NASA's Huge Mars Rover Can Do · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it convert imperial measurements to metric measurements?

    No, but the crater it will leave in the Martian surface is impressive in any measurement system.

  4. Re:Some things never change on Gut-Check Time For Windows 8, Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Windows 1 changes everything!
    Windows 1 changes everything!
    Windows 1 changes everything!
    ...

  5. Re:Cosmics Leaving Outdoor Droplets (CLOUD) on CERN Studies Connection Between Cosmic Rays and Climate Change · · Score: 3, Funny

    Denialists Really Off the Planet; Latest Excuse Tenuous (DROPLET.)

  6. Cargo cult? on Ugandan Seeks To Build Backyard Space Shuttle · · Score: 1

    Build it, and they will come.

  7. Re:This will probably drive down bitcoin value on GPGPU Bitcoin Mining Trojan · · Score: 2

    ... and nothing of value was lost.

  8. Re:50k? on EVE Online Ponzi Scheme Nets $50k Worth of In-Game Currency · · Score: 1

    700.

  9. I feel a great disturbance in the Force... on Lucas Loses Star Wars Stormtrooper Copyright Case · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "F*ck you, Jar Jar Binks!" and were suddenly smug.

  10. Re:slashdotted already? on Second Life Mine Simulation Receives an Emmy Nomination · · Score: 1

    The Balrog had too many prims in it.

  11. Ob. on Ask Slashdot: What To Do When the Rapture Comes? · · Score: 1

    Can I have your stuff?

  12. Re:Do We Really Want This? on Live Justice Comes To the Internet · · Score: 1

    "Not only must Justice be done; it must also be seen to be done." -- R v Sussex Justices, ex parte McCarthy [1924]

  13. Frack on High-Tech Gas Drilling Is Fouling Drinking Water · · Score: 1

    It isn't called "fracking" for nothing.

  14. Re:Oh noes! The future is bad! on Do Gadgets Degrade Our Common Sense? · · Score: 1

    Fundamental laws of physics:

    "Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity - and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein

  15. Re:Truecrypt on 'Motherlode' of Data Seized At Bin Laden Compound · · Score: 1

    "You've got a nice cluster here, IBM. It'd be a shame if anyone were to ... appropriate it."

  16. Ob. Python quote on 'Motherlode' of Data Seized At Bin Laden Compound · · Score: 1

    Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
    [they all stab themselves]
    Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?

  17. Re:Do we need to hear about this every time?? on Bin Laden's Death Being Used To Spread Malware · · Score: 1

    Hurry up and bomb Nigeria, y'all.

  18. Sassy on Hotel Tracks Towels With RFID Chips · · Score: 2

    "There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

  19. Re:Judgment day, judging what. on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    Nah, the Reps are too busy trying to bury their Trump card.

  20. Re:what amazes me on FBI Releases Document Confirming Roswell UFO · · Score: 1

    If that's what the LGMs call "landing", remind me not to hitch a lift with them.

  21. Re:Pure bullshit on FBI Releases Document Confirming Roswell UFO · · Score: 1

    This is the single worst piece of drivel to have ever come across the front page at /.

    You must be new here; welcome!

  22. Re:my personal theory on FBI Releases Document Confirming Roswell UFO · · Score: 1

    You tell someone you saw strange things in the sky over Groom Lake, people will smile and twirl their fingers in circles beside their heads.

    That's the sign for circular polarised mind control rays; you never say it because of listening devices.

    Excuse me, there's someone at the door.

  23. Re:Back in the USA on KGB Wants Control of Email and VOIP · · Score: 1

    "We're the good guys, Marty."

  24. Re:ever heard on KGB Wants Control of Email and VOIP · · Score: 1

    Better get used to ... *sunglasses on* Democracy. YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH

  25. Re:Over 60,000? on Editing Wikipedia Helps Professor Attain Tenure · · Score: 1

    It was same article, reverted 59,999 times.