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Sleep Mailing

Doctors have reported the first case of someone using the internet while asleep, when a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar. The 44-year-old woman found out what she had done after a would be guest phoned her about it the next day. While asleep the woman turned on her computer, logged on by typing her username and password then composed and sent three emails. Each mail was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, unformatted and written in strange language. One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only." Another said simply, "What the......." If I had known that researchers were interested in unformatted, rambling email I would have let them read my inbox. They could start a whole new school of medicine.

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  1. Re:Sounds like the work of Ambien or some other dr by Canie · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ambien is definitely a likely culprit.

    I took it for a time and one night I emailed to a friend after taking it but before I went to bed. I had no recollection of it afterward. A couple of days later I wrote essentially the same thing to my friend, totally confusing her. That's how I found out about the first message.

    It also caused horrible, screaming nightmares that freaked out spouse and our 3 dogs.

    I adhere to what I've read elsewhere: If you're gonna take the stuff, take it immediately before going to bed. Don't take it and stick around online or in front of the TV. Do not pass GO and do not collect $200 (although I bet someone is already trying to collect a lot more from the drug company).

  2. Re:Idle? by Chad+Birch · · Score: 2, Informative

    samzenpus has done this multiple times, he seems to be pretty bad at posting stuff into the correct section. Either that or (like other people have suggested) it's part of a plot to test us and see if we'll put up with this site slowly turning into digg.

    I know I won't hang around when that happens.

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  3. Re:Amazing what happens when you're asleep by puto · · Score: 2, Informative

    Was your apnea due to you being overweight?

    I used to work in a sleep center and all of our apnea patients had at least an extra 30 lbs on them, I would say only about %.0005 were thin.

    I would reccomend that if you are carrying around some extra lbs, to ditch them, get some exercise, and you will not nead the machine.

    Weight, apnea, sedentary job, especially being as young as you are is not a healthy way to be.

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  4. Re:Idle? by LandDolphin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, I beleive the new term is "Nuked the Fridge"

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  5. Re:Amazing what happens when you're asleep by bonehead · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have sleep apnea. I'm also very thin. The doctors are always riding my ass to GAIN some weight.

    But, yes, you're right. Being overweight is one of the major causes. It's just not the only one.

  6. Re:Idle? by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You might have blocked out idle, so you might not know that the bleed has gone both ways. There have been serious science stories that some editor decided "Hmm, that sounds funny" and put into the idle section.

  7. Re:Amazing what happens when you're asleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    there are two ways to lose weight:
    1. exercise more
    2. eat less

    while you may have trouble with (1) due to your physical injuries, there's no reason you can't do (2).

    and, while this is somewhat beside the point, there are quite a few non-impact exercises you could do even with a shot ankle. look it up.

    seriously, if you don't want to die younger than you have to, can the excuses and do it.