Convergent Evolution Upends Honeyeaters' Taxonomy
grrlscientist writes in with a beautiful piece of science, beautifully explicated. The poignant bit is that the birds in question are all extinct. "Every once in awhile, I will read a scientific paper that astonishes and delights me so much that I can hardly wait to tell you all about it. Such is the situation with a newly published paper about the Hawai'ian Honeyeaters. In short, due to the remarkable power of convergent evolution, Hawai'ian Honeyeaters have thoroughly deceived taxonomists and ornithologists as to their true origin and identity for more than 200 years."
This type of non-linear genetic branching is also found in some areas of the Appalachians.
Maliki liki Maka you crazy genetic rebels!
Ah, nothing like the predictive power of evolution for ya! Despite the fact that it's basically just a theory at this point, it can be used to "prove" pretty much anything you want! The birds are the same? Evolution! They're not the same? Uh, convergent evolution. That's it!
A while ago there were two papers I remember, where one of them observed that women dress sexier when fertile, while another observed women walk sexier when *not* fertile. Ah, inconsistent results that need more study, right? Nope! Evolution explains BOTH of them! Everything's consistent with evolution!
It really is just a theory folks. How about some warnings for the textbooks?
The author is obviously a Godless, Satanist, anti-Christian, elitist, feminist, nazi, communist pinko!
Don't turn your backs on Jesus! Quit reading "science" and "facts" All the answers you need are in this dusty Iron age book!
Nope, he's just gay. Maybe a gay nigger...
My friend had a parrot but one time I fed it Alka-Seltzer and it felled down and fizzy stuff was coming out of its mouth and butt and it never got up again.
What happened?!
This, of course, is why most things ending in *ology aren't real science.