Researchers Test Whether Sharks Enjoy Christmas Songs
Scientists plan to test whether sharks enjoy listening to Christmas pop songs, after US research showed fish could recognize melody. Chris Brown, senior marine biologist at the Loch Lomond aquarium, said seasonal music would be played through walkthrough underwater tunnels where they can be heard by dozens of nurse sharks, black-tip reef sharks, and ray species. Experts will then monitor the sharks' reactions to different songs. We'll play everything from Kim Wilde and Mel Smith's Rocking Around the Christmas Tree and Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade to Wham's Last Christmas. We may find they prefer something softer like White Christmas by Bing Crosby," Brown said. Thank you for answering this question science.
At this point, I think it's worth mentioning the following:
If men went around saying: "I don't know what I'd do without mine" when someone mentioned the word "penis," it seems likely to me that some woman somewhere would find something insulting to say in retort.
Therefore, this all sounds like fair play to me.
*shrug*
You're thinking rationally so you are clearly not a woman.