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Diskeeper Accused of Scientology Indoctrination
touretzky writes "Two ex-employees have sued Diskeeper Corporation in Los Angeles Superior Court after being fired, alleging that the company makes Scientology training a mandatory condition of employment (complaint, PDF). Diskeeper founder and CEO Craig Jensen is a high-level, publicly avowed Scientologist who has given millions to his Church. Diskeeper's surprising response to the lawsuit (PDF) appears to be that religious instruction in a place of employment is protected by the First Amendment." The blogger at RealityBasedCommunity.net believes that the legal mechanism that Diskeeper is using to advance this argument ("motion to strike") is inappropriate and will be disallowed, but that the company will eventually be permitted to present its novel legal theory.
Hmmm. What if that promise was made under torture?
I'm just wondering if tickling my boss really hard could help my job security.
If only the cult members could be let in on the joke!
Self help books have taught me that the best way to make money is to write the self-help books. Scientology really makes that point.
several people threatened them with the 'L' word
Umm.. they threatened to become lesbians?
There's one product I won't be buying anymore. Oh, and before you start, I worked for a company that tried to pull that indoctrination stuff on employees, until several people threatened them with the 'L' word and a few more quit nearly putting the company OOB. They stopped it fast.
Linux?
Woah, I've got to be much more careful when terminating CAT-5...
> Last time I checked PEOPLE, NOT CORPORATIONS enjoyed constitutional protections such as the 1st Amendment.
Hold on... Are you telling me that corporations can't get married.
I guess the wedding is off.
How am I going to break the news to my family?
Worse, how is my true love going to break the news to her board of directors?
Well, that's using strong language to describe Microsoft, isn't it? I guess if the shoe fits...
have you checked the code for OCA personality tests?
It's not about fate, it's about character.
there be no shelter here, the frontline is everywhere!
> Hold on... Are you telling me that corporations can't get married.
Well, certainly not gay corporations.
No Kidding, diskeeper is most likely based on alien technology that can be used to take over the planet at some point. Or they will all drink some spiked coolaid and go up in the mothership leaving us with no technical support.
criminal? historically
cult? I think the word you're looking for is "Apple"
Oh, I can see it now: KB111666: Thetans cause random restarts.