Blood From Mosquito Traps Car Thief

Frosty Piss writes "Police in Finland have made an arrest for car theft based on a DNA sample taken from the blood found inside a mosquito. 'A police patrol carried out an inspection of the car and they noticed a mosquito that had sucked blood. It was sent to the laboratory for testing, which showed the blood belonged to a man who was in the police registers,' a police officer told reporters. The suspect, who has been interrogated, has insisted he did not steal the car, saying he had hitchhiked and was given a lift by a man driving the car. I'm wondering if the suspect should have denied any association with the car at all. After all, who knows where that mosquito had been?"

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Re:I can see it now:

[daem0n1x]

I think he has a minimum number of 'pose' shots written into his contract, because that's all he does every episode.

Apart from saving all the orphans and widows in the planet, finding a cure for cancer, defeating all the evil blood-thirsty dark-skinned terrorists all by himself, and so on. Reminds me of some bad 80's "tough guy" American movies.

CSI NY and LV are pretty cool but the Miami one seems targeted at a different audience. Who buys that ultra-nationalist, self-righteous, moralist crap?