Blood From Mosquito Traps Car Thief

Frosty Piss writes "Police in Finland have made an arrest for car theft based on a DNA sample taken from the blood found inside a mosquito. 'A police patrol carried out an inspection of the car and they noticed a mosquito that had sucked blood. It was sent to the laboratory for testing, which showed the blood belonged to a man who was in the police registers,' a police officer told reporters. The suspect, who has been interrogated, has insisted he did not steal the car, saying he had hitchhiked and was given a lift by a man driving the car. I'm wondering if the suspect should have denied any association with the car at all. After all, who knows where that mosquito had been?"

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I can see it now:

[Ethanol-fueled]

[ Intro to latest CSI: Miami episode as ripped from the headlines: ]

Police officer: "We were able to extract the suspect's blood from a mosquito found in the car."

David Caruso: "Heh heh heh..."

David Caruso: "SUCKERRRRR!"

[ YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ]

Re:I can see it now:

[10bellies]

Who buys that ultra-nationalist, self-righteous, moralist crap?

Americans?

Re:Those Finns are dedicated

[Anonymous Coward]

My girlfriend

[citation needed]

Re:Those Finns are dedicated

[religious freak]

Seriously. She's my wife now. I was very young when I met her... This is our first date

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Re:Too many factors

[_Sprocket_]

Did you just insult mosquitoes?

Re:Libelous story title?

[retech]

No, it was an actual mosquito.

Re:Those Finns are dedicated

[Miseph]

Although it gives me an interesting idea... see, I live just south of a large Libertarian enclave (let's just call it "New Hampshire") with vastly inferior numbers and resources than my own place of residence (we'll pretend it's Massachusetts), as well as holding a close political and ideological alliance with our common neighbor (that would be Vermont). My proposal is that we test their dedication to the abolition of federal government by raising a large militia, possibly including high priced Carolinian mercenaries, and looting the shit out of them. It will be the ultimate test: their lax gun regulations versus our actual ability to purchase weapons and possession of at least two active military bases... I expect the conflict to be almost as epic and drawn out as the invasion of Iraq.