Terry Pratchett Knighted
ackthpt writes "Headlines have been popping up on Google News: 'Terry Pratchett declared himself "flabbergasted" to receive a knighthood as he led a group of writers, actors and performers honoured today.' The Discworld author and stalwart adversary of Alzheimers Disease has been a member of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) for Services to Literature since 1998. He will be entering the new year as Knight Commander. Well done and Oook, Sir Terry."
How exactly can one be a "stalwart adversary of Alzheimers Disease"?
I mean, other than the classic "I will die young, thus depriving it of another victim."...
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
Congratulations! I'm glad to see that you didn't settle for a new dartboard, even if Detritus does ruin them.
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You checked her vagina?!
Why not, we all know she's a dirty old woman anyway: http://bash.org/?111338
He's not American.
Or end up suing himself for copyright infringement.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Yes. We wouldn't want a high signal to noise ratio on Slashdot.
All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
Maybe we could instead have a Senate, and sell seats in it. Imagine the revenue it would bring in.
And a couple of hundred years before that, England had a revolution as well. Having put in a ruthless military dictator and El-Presidente-For-Life, they waited for him to die, put the monarchy back in, and dug Cromwell up from his grave so that they could execute him posthumously! (Well, points for effort, guys, but as the assignment was handed in late...)
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